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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Ah well, not to worry, we'll soldier on....
We are awaiting the final results of the mentalist master challenge, the winner of which will receive one violet shrinking comment funnier than a fart...from our resident champ, bitterman! Still room for a paying customer or two, I hear bitterman is getting rich with all those tens (5 of which will benefit the Café) he's been getting to 'lay off of me'....I guess some people just wanna blindly strut through life egos intact trampling the flowers with no thought for everyone else, but hey, lets get on with the show! Corona, P.s... as a gesture of goodwill we have agreed to send Billy Freeman my autobiography (of over 3000 pages), and bitterman's lengthy post modern treatise on Britney Spears, just as soon as we can establish which secure institution he has been remanded to. Reading will broaden his horizons and he may learn a thing or two. Posted: May 27, 2006 9:57am ------------------------------------------ News just in!!! The masters competition ended in a three way tie!!! Cinemagician, Chi chi and Cloud all qualify for a voluntary hilarious outburst from bitterman....Congratulations... Remember, if you don't want to play, you'll have to pay! Corona |
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cinemagician Inner circle Phila Metro Area 1094 Posts |
Thanks Corona, it's just the prize I was looking for. Will send in recent bio so Mr. Bitterman can get to work.
...The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity...
William Butler Yeats |
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cloud Loyal user Lincolnshire, England 206 Posts |
I don't have any biros, my last one leaked in my pocket and ruined my blouse. I'm proud to have won the competition.
What do I do now (my powers haven't kicked back in yet)? I do want to play, soo does that mean I don't have to pay ? Can such a great prize truely be free ? (silver) Cloud. |
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chichi711 Inner circle 5810 Posts |
I am lost
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Don't worry chi chi,
You are here to collect your prize and need never be lost again. A foot finding earth grounding tongue lashing from our very own master of the comedic put down, Bitterman... (psst bitterman, I am running out of superlatives....) Cloud, Cine, we look forward to your biro's and/or wit.... Let the show commence! Corona Posted: May 30, 2006 11:54am ------------------------------------------ Ok, Well its been 3 days and no response from bitterman, we are beginning to worry he has lost his powers of humour, or the exhalted position he had in this thread was too much of a burden for his fragile comedic ego... We heartily thank him however for his fine efforts, and we will not offer the position of Café put down artiste to anyone else for a couple of days... Nothing for you folks to worry about though, just keep sending the bucks! Allez! Corona |
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts |
Sorry, my work with blind girl scouts has kept me from my duty. I promise to get to the back-log of down-dressing, but until then, I do have it on very good authority that, to "win" the contest, ChiChi didn't have to read minds, so he was a shoe-in.
The rest of you, please give me something to work with.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can. |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
We understand bitterman,
Your charitable works must come before our fun and frolics... As I understand it you are contesting the result of the contest in pennies, and suggesting that as a contestant chi chi had an unfair advantage, therefore should forfeit his prize from said contest... Correct me if I'm wrong... Corona |
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chichi711 Inner circle 5810 Posts |
If you look through the pages of the Café you will see that I have read minds several times, so I will not fofeit my prize. Bitterman does not understand of what he speaks.
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts |
A source close to any rumors says that like so many in our field, actual historical fact, meaningful symbols and empty tales are often confused.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can. |
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cloud Loyal user Lincolnshire, England 206 Posts |
Bitterman, whats the deal ?
I won a competition so you could slag me off. And now..........? NADA I put my powers on hold for a whole Long long time. It was horrible, a bit like not sh***ing when you have diohria (or somfink like that) So...either poo or get of the pot !!!! (storm) cloud. |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
We are terribly sorry about this Cloud, but rumour has it bitterman has been kidnapped by a bevvy of vegan hippie chicks, who have extracted all his bitterness and replaced it with sweet lovin'...
We may have to start another thread where bitterman will fill you with loves golden sunshine rays, and leave you glowing with beatific satisfaction... Would this be acceptable? All the best, Corona |
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts |
This is true, how-some-ever, the filthy hippies also informed me that Cloud, renegade among fractal readings, is actually Britain's own George Galloway and his new show, The Orgy of Pompous Self-Satisfaction, is playing very well on the sunny shore of Cuba these days, but one must wonder how long it will be before his vile bilge incites one of his deluded supporters to carry out an act of terrorism?
Time to go. My turn to beat the hemp rugs.
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
Dutchco is about to put out some new Ebook: DUTCHCO. Get 'em while you can. |
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cloud Loyal user Lincolnshire, England 206 Posts |
Now that hurt.
Mistaking me for that poor excuse of a man was savage. peace be with you. Love, hugs and peace pipes, cloud xxx |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Another satisfied customer, meanwhile I have received five dollars from various members of the Café for a good tongue lashing...Some of the hottest names in magic and mentalism are waiting in line to keep their egos in check....
First up is none other than GOD, yes GOD him(her)self has paid hard cash for a toasting from bitterman, over to you kid... Corona Posted: Jun 14, 2006 7:40pm ------------------------------------------ Coming soon....(on the telepathically purchased behalf of Isso Liwok and family) Dr. X & his Robot Henchmen...(special reduced rates for robots!!!) Corona Now....back to thee almighty... |
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
Now that he and the others aren't around, I offer Isso Liwok to have all his infantile masculine grandiosity deflated by Bitterman. I say let Bitterman get the best and have the better of him.
H D X! --Lydia 13 Posted: Jul 29, 2006 6:53am ------------------------------------------ H D X! Lydia 13 is no longer available for comment. --Lydia 14 Posted: Jul 31, 2006 3:43am ------------------------------------------ So, the question is is Bitterman? That's a good name...Isis. Uh oh. That reminds us...Cloud, your three thread performance on magicbunny UK was AWESOME!! H D X! --Lydia 14
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cloud Loyal user Lincolnshire, England 206 Posts |
That's nice
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
Ah Bitterman, where be your flashes of merriment that were wont to stand the table on edge?
H D X! --Lydia 17 Read Zoo & Logical Times Exclusive Interview with the inevitable Dr. X on Corona's Journal link on his signature above)! Posted: Sep 9, 2006 7:45pm ------------------------------------------ Isso welcomes all Six Lydias and their safe return to Laconia tomorrow. Must abandon search for Bitterman but wish him well wherever he wanders. H D X! --Lydia 19 end Posted: Sep 12, 2006 10:10pm ------------------------------------------ First Bitterman vanishes, then Dr. X and Isso and now little Dougie stolen by train robbers. This is not funny anymore. Lucia
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
We think Bitterman fell overboard, do we have any other experts in withering ego shaking commentary to take his place?
Soluble self satisfaction snipers? Murderous monkey paw manglers? Blustering barnacle butchers? Corona... |
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Pete Legend Inner circle Ireland 1401 Posts |
Lol this thread has got my head spinning! It's ridicilously strangely funny! Keep up the good work chaps,big fan of your work here!
Pete |
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
Go Spleeners!
H D X! Deja Voo Doooooooooooooo from Sin Crone City and Buy Buy Baba's Book Dooooooooooooooo L
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