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bitterman
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Tomorrow is 666, I hope you are ready!


Actually, it's 6/6/2006, but who's counting?
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I better get the shotgun out.
they thought it was impossible until they met me.

theres no reality in magic

did the magician come before the assistant or the other way around.
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Makes you wonder about folks born on 6/6/66
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On 2006-06-05 10:47, Jonathan Townsend wrote:
Makes you wonder about folks born on 6/6/66

Hey is anyone gon to see that movie omen.Looks pretty godd.Although that kid creeps me out.
they thought it was impossible until they met me.

theres no reality in magic

did the magician come before the assistant or the other way around.
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The hotels in Hell, Michigan are all booked up, and their gift shops are overflowing for the event.

Hopefully the effects wont be as devastating as the millennium tragedy 6 years back.
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On 2006-06-05 13:56, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
The hotels in Hell, Michigan are all booked up, and their gift shops are overflowing for the event.



I'm sure they are. I've been telling people to go to Hell for years.

HELLO!! Yeah Baby, I'm killing myself here!! Whew, that's good stuff!! Admit it folks, You don't get that kind of clever, original material on any other magic forum.
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Vandy, My knees hurt from all the slapping, and I ruined a shirt when my sides split. Quit magic now and take up comedy. You could be the next Pauly Shore.
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On 2006-06-05 15:00, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
Vandy, My knees hurt from all the slapping, and I ruined a shirt when my sides split. Quit magic now and take up comedy. You could be the next Pauly Shore.


Thanks Josh. Glad you appreciate quality comedy! I'm going to have to consider your advice. But I do think you've gone too far. Yes, as evidenced above, I have loads of material that is clearly comedic GOLD. But the next Pauly Shore? That implies a level of excellence and a place in the pantheon of comedy Heros of which I dare not even dream.
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On 2006-06-05 10:47, Jonathan Townsend wrote:
Makes you wonder about folks born on 6/6/66

Hey is anyone gon to see that movie omen.Looks pretty godd.Although that kid creeps me out.


Be nice, that's my brother's birthday
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Maybe I went a little overboard on that one. Let me just say I put you up there with the Marx Brothers (right between Gummo and Zeppo).
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Thanks Josh!! Can I have your permission to use that quote on my press materials? I think that would be just the thing to get me over the hump and help get the attention that I feel my Art(comedy)truly deserves.
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I had a dream few nights ago..basically in a middle of a dream..where Im being chased by a goose..who turns into a barell and lifts me above a huge container of milk,A message almost interupts proceedings "Tuesday June 6 06" and a voice keeps stating this over an over again.I awake and I was thinking jesus whats the story about that goose!...then I start thinking about the date and realise that Tueday is on the 6th, June is the sixth month of the year and 06 funnily enough is the sixth so 666,now strange thing is I had no idea why this appeared in my dream as I had no clue that this day was coming up or that this date added up to 666 and even stranger since this dream on every day I have been reminded of it by what I can only call odd happenings...so that's whats going on with me at the mo,im sure its nothing but still if something does happen to me please please someone get revenge on that nasty ill tempered goose!
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I have a show tomorrow..

sure hope no one in the crowd believes magic is a devils art Smile
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Sorry, y'all.

ZZZzzzz.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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Tomorrow I am going to a formal 666 dinner party to celebrate my room in the infernal palace in the afterlife...
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Wake me when it's 6/6/6666 I don't remember the sign of the beast being 662006. Of course King James might have had that modified............. I wonder if the world ended June sixth year six. Of course they said the world was going to end in 2000 (Y2K).

Being that I really hope to have a hand in the end of the world, I believe it will be a tad later.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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On 2006-06-05 09:08, bitterman wrote:
Tomorrow is 666, I hope you are ready!


For what?
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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On 2006-06-05 09:08, bitterman wrote:
Tomorrow is 666, I hope you are ready!


For what?



the devil
they thought it was impossible until they met me.

theres no reality in magic

did the magician come before the assistant or the other way around.
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I have risen. Where's my coffee?
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I thought the beast rose from the pit on Saturday

Dr Who fan here.
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