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Chessmann Inner circle 4242 Posts |
Yeah, the "semiChrist" was a good one.
One of the funniest 'devil' things I can remember was on an episode of the old TV series "Lost in Space". Dr. Smith disappears from the surface of the planet they are currently on, and finds himself in a gloomy, reddish cave, with lots of torches mounted on the cave walls. He then finds himself standing in front of a guy dressed in a stereotypical devil's costume - all red, with a cowl, etc.... Dr. Smith: Who...who are you?!?! "Devil": (speaking very casually) Now who the devil do you think I am? And where in Hades to you think YOU are?!?! Devilish laughter follows, along with a patented Dr. Smith scream.
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Payne Inner circle Seattle 4571 Posts |
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On 2006-06-07 00:43, Chessmann wrote: Well since they didn't have the arabic numbers we use today when the book of revelation was written the mark of the beast should actually be DCLXVI instead of 666 anyway. More numerical fun with the mark of the beast can be found here http://users.aol.com/s6sj7gt/mike666.htm
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
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calamari Elite user The San Francisco Bay Area 429 Posts |
I got drunk, woke up, still here, well at least I got drunk.
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
Here's my shiny happy Satan story...about 15 years ago, I went to see the movie "Prince of Darkness" (Satanic horror flick) with my best friend. We each got a Coke, and we split some nachos; the total came to $6.66. A week later, I was at a Denny's with another friend. We each got a Coke, and we split an order of nachos. I told him that a week ago, at a movie about Satan, I shared the same order with the first friend, and it came to $6.66. About 1/2 hour later, the Denny's waitress brought our check...at Denny's, the Cokes were cheaper than at the movie theater...the nachos were more expensive...and yep, the check was for $6.66 again.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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NeoMagic Inner circle I have... 2017 Posts |
^ And soon you'll be up to 666 posts!
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Chessmann Inner circle 4242 Posts |
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On 2006-06-07 14:37, Payne wrote: OK...it doesn't have much to do with what I wrote...but ok.
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
OK it came and went, just like Y2K. When is the next end of the world scheduled?
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Chessmann Inner circle 4242 Posts |
Please, Josh....no more....no more.....no.......(expires).
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Payne Inner circle Seattle 4571 Posts |
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On 2006-06-07 20:28, Josh the Superfluous wrote: 2012, when the Aztec calender runs out
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
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Payne Inner circle Seattle 4571 Posts |
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On 2006-06-07 20:28, Josh the Superfluous wrote: 2012, when the Aztec calender runs out
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
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Steven Steele Chief of Staff 1868 Posts |
OK, here's what happened. Woman gives birth on 6/6/06 after being in labor for 6 days. Baby boy born at 6:59 weighing in at 6 lbs. 6 oz. and given the name....(are you ready?)...Damien.
Link is at the Drudge Report today...I won't post it here as I don't know how long the link will be, but it's an English Paper "The Mirror".
Coram Deo
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cardone Special user 860 Posts |
Aout time !!!!! ...... Look out Pat Robertson ....
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bitterman Inner circle 1189 Posts |
They should have named him after the real satin, Johnny Damon
If you are not cheating, you are only cheating yourself.
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Rinse New user 50 Posts |
Good to see somebody brave enough to give birth on 6/6/06.. Every news organization ran stories about how parents across the country were inducing labor on 6/5. One new father interviewed by CNN said when his first child was born on 1/1, his friends teased him about missing the deadline for tax deduction; they had to induce labor because he couldn't bear the endless teasing if his new baby was born on 6/6. ..Sounds to me like his friends are a-holes.
A little late, but from The Onion: A pregnant woman in England is trying to get her hospital to induce labor so the baby will not be born on 6/6/06. What do you think? "Yeah, like it's that easy to trick Satan." Dick Harris, Systems Analyst |
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scaress Veteran user salt lake city 337 Posts |
Yeah, sure, joke around all you want.
but on Tuesday, the date of the beast... I had a really crappy day at work! not so funny now is it. |
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