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wayman
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Whats your favourite spoonerisms?

of the top of my head.....


The Queer old Dean,
A well boiled icicle,
it's kisstomary to cuss the bride,
Pardon me,
madam, you are occupewing my pie,
we'll have the hags flung out,
go and shake a tower,


Spore of fades

Spate of AIDS

Door of fireman's

Who of tarts?

W***e of farts

Hate of Arts

Hen of tarts

Space of aids

Dive of fireman's

Clive of Fubbs
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Someone once told me their neighbour would often inadvertently refer to her son and daughter-in-law, Horace and Mary, as Maurice and Hairy.

Funny how things like that stick in the memory for years.
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Heard this one from a friend of mine years ago, still my favorite, although it's not quite a spoonerism:

"I got my tang so toungled I couldn't stalk trait anymore..."

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This happens to me all the time unfortunately. I thought something was wrong with me for the longest.
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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My Yahoo screen name is "Pastor of Muppets" (followed by a few numbers).
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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Hugh and Hugh alone can prevent Florist Friar's
In Mystery,


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On 2013-07-12 00:40, Christopher Lyle wrote:
Hugh and Hugh alone can prevent Florist Friar's


that's not a spoonerism.
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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I don't shiv a git.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Alright mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!
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On 2013-07-12 01:04, Michael Baker wrote:
Alright mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!


:rotf:
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Here in Vegas, you can now get married at Denny's. They offer varying menus and marrying venues!

If you really like spoonerisms, check out Rindrcella: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJv_YXIXB......&index=2
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Whats it called when you combine 2 like works? Guest, visitor= vest, gesitor. Pop/soda would be poda. I say stuff like that inadvertently every single day.

Hey Eternity! Lets droke a beer and smink some loud.
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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Foreva, that's a portmanteau.
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On 2013-07-12 01:58, Scott Cram wrote:
Foreva, that's a portmanteau.

Thanks Scott. I Been wondering what that was. Im just glad its something that existed already. And yes I got something new to study! Thanks again Scott! Might be the best answer I ever got on this forum.
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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On 2013-07-12 00:47, foreva.infiniti wrote:
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On 2013-07-12 00:40, Christopher Lyle wrote:
Hugh and Hugh alone can prevent Florist Friar's


that's not a spoonerism.


Apparently, I don't know what a spoonerism is. Showing my ignorance is rare for me. Walking with my head between my legs over to Google to educate myself.... Smile
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On 2013-07-12 16:28, Christopher Lyle wrote:
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On 2013-07-12 00:47, foreva.infiniti wrote:
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On 2013-07-12 00:40, Christopher Lyle wrote:
Hugh and Hugh alone can prevent Florist Friar's


that's not a spoonerism.


Apparently, I don't know what a spoonerism is. Showing my ignorance is rare for me. Walking with my head between my legs over to Google to educate myself.... Smile


No worries. I didn't know what they where up until 2 years ago! They're named after a professor who would say them all the time. Students would go to his class just to hear them. I wonder if that made him mad? Surely not madder than being called Prof. Spooner!
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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On 2013-07-12 16:28, Christopher Lyle wrote:
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On 2013-07-12 00:47, foreva.infiniti wrote:
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On 2013-07-12 00:40, Christopher Lyle wrote:
Hugh and Hugh alone can prevent Florist Friar's


that's not a spoonerism.


Apparently, I don't know what a spoonerism is. Showing my ignorance is rare for me. Walking with my head between my legs over to Google to educate myself.... Smile

I had to do the same thing Christopher. Smile
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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It's enough to make you lip your flid!
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On 2013-07-12 01:37, foreva.infiniti wrote:
Whats it called when you combine 2 like works? Guest, visitor= vest, gesitor. Pop/soda would be poda. I say stuff like that inadvertently every single day.




Me, too. But, I have many troublems.
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