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I know a masseuse who is really good. She leaves no stern untoned.
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Backwoods bearded farmer Richard who raises cows for milk:

Dairy Hick.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

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My name, Mike Baker becomes Bike Maker.
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On 2013-07-13 02:05, Michael Baker wrote:
My name, Mike Baker becomes Bike Maker.

Yes that indeed is a Spoonerism! And on a side note Mike... Have you ever considered a bussiness venture in making bicycles?
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Weren't Orebur and Wilville Wright mike bakers febore plying flanes?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Don't ask me
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Father mucker!
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On 2013-07-12 21:59, Scott Cram wrote:
I know a masseuse who is really good. She leaves no stern untoned.

Diana Rigg, the actress, wrote a book of devastating theater reviews called "No Turn Unstoned."
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On 2002-12-11 20:17, wayman wrote:
Whats your favourite spoonerisms?
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Check out Oswald from In Living Color.

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Jonathan, if you're talking about Damon Wayans' character Oswald Bates on In Living Color, those are malapropisms, not spoonerisms.

For more details as to what a spoonerism is, see:
http://matthewgoldman.com/spoon/
http://digitalcommons.butler.edu/do/sear......t=684035
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He seems to be a fart young smeller.
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Reminds me of an old tongue twister; repeat the following three times:

One smart fella he felt smart
Two smart fellas they felt smart
Three smart fellas they all felt smart
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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On 2013-07-12 01:04, Michael Baker wrote:
Alright mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!

Not strictly a Spoonerism, but it really happened...

Back in boot camp, we were taking a class in something or other, and the schtick was to confront someone (while holding an M-16) and state, "Don't move or I'll shoot!" So my turn came, and what came out of my mouth was, "Don't shoot or I'll move!"

Forty guys immediately went into hysterics, and the drill sergeant of course took his cue to sound me out.
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My favorite is Neil Armstrong's quote when he first stepped on the moon.

Oh wait. He didn't make a spoonerism, he spake a moonerism.
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