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wayman Special user England - Sunderland 589 Posts |
Whats your favourite spoonerisms?
of the top of my head..... The Queer old Dean, A well boiled icicle, it's kisstomary to cuss the bride, Pardon me, madam, you are occupewing my pie, we'll have the hags flung out, go and shake a tower, Spore of fades Spate of AIDS Door of fireman's Who of tarts? W***e of farts Hate of Arts Hen of tarts Space of aids Dive of fireman's Clive of Fubbs |
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ColinB Regular user 129 Posts |
Someone once told me their neighbour would often inadvertently refer to her son and daughter-in-law, Horace and Mary, as Maurice and Hairy.
Funny how things like that stick in the memory for years. |
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Reg Rozee Special user Vancouver, Canada 592 Posts |
Heard this one from a friend of mine years ago, still my favorite, although it's not quite a spoonerism:
"I got my tang so toungled I couldn't stalk trait anymore..." -bigwolf {*}
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? -Chico Marx |
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foreva.infiniti Regular user 6 Posts a + a 6 Posts = 116 Posts |
This happens to me all the time unfortunately. I thought something was wrong with me for the longest.
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
My Yahoo screen name is "Pastor of Muppets" (followed by a few numbers).
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
Hartz Rent-a-Cur.
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Christopher Lyle Inner circle Dallas, Texas 5698 Posts |
Hugh and Hugh alone can prevent Florist Friar's
In Mystery,
Christopher Lyle Magician, Comic, Daredevil, and Balloon Twisting Genius For a Good Time...CLICK HERE! |
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foreva.infiniti Regular user 6 Posts a + a 6 Posts = 116 Posts |
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that's not a spoonerism.
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
I don't shiv a git.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Alright mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
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On 2013-07-12 01:04, Michael Baker wrote: :rotf:
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Scott Cram Inner circle 2678 Posts |
Here in Vegas, you can now get married at Denny's. They offer varying menus and marrying venues!
If you really like spoonerisms, check out Rindrcella: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJv_YXIXB......&index=2 |
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foreva.infiniti Regular user 6 Posts a + a 6 Posts = 116 Posts |
Whats it called when you combine 2 like works? Guest, visitor= vest, gesitor. Pop/soda would be poda. I say stuff like that inadvertently every single day.
Hey Eternity! Lets droke a beer and smink some loud.
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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Scott Cram Inner circle 2678 Posts |
Foreva, that's a portmanteau.
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foreva.infiniti Regular user 6 Posts a + a 6 Posts = 116 Posts |
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Thanks Scott. I Been wondering what that was. Im just glad its something that existed already. And yes I got something new to study! Thanks again Scott! Might be the best answer I ever got on this forum.
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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Christopher Lyle Inner circle Dallas, Texas 5698 Posts |
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On 2013-07-12 00:47, foreva.infiniti wrote: Apparently, I don't know what a spoonerism is. Showing my ignorance is rare for me. Walking with my head between my legs over to Google to educate myself....
In Mystery,
Christopher Lyle Magician, Comic, Daredevil, and Balloon Twisting Genius For a Good Time...CLICK HERE! |
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foreva.infiniti Regular user 6 Posts a + a 6 Posts = 116 Posts |
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On 2013-07-12 16:28, Christopher Lyle wrote: No worries. I didn't know what they where up until 2 years ago! They're named after a professor who would say them all the time. Students would go to his class just to hear them. I wonder if that made him mad? Surely not madder than being called Prof. Spooner!
Colors are Foreva. Numbers are Infinite. 4 every number there's a color. HEY! Eternity! Lets smoke a beer and drink some loud. But wait! I heard you was a six a plus a 6 ahhhh.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
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On 2013-07-12 16:28, Christopher Lyle wrote: I had to do the same thing Christopher.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
It's enough to make you lip your flid!
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
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On 2013-07-12 01:37, foreva.infiniti wrote: Me, too. But, I have many troublems.
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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