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Jim-Callahan
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Hey guys I posted this in the mentalism forum but thought some of you might get a kick out of it also.

This is my new promotion I think some of you may like it.
http://jimclass.com/job_openings_for_the_dead.htm

In fact I have been having a good deal of fun sending it to people with the subject line
"A job I thought you would be interested in"

I know it is dark humor but none the less it is fun.

The TV commercial will start running next week and I will post a link to it on the web.
Y'all have a good evening and thanks for taking the time to look.

Best Wishes,

Jim
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Slim King
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Will I get seniority if I sign up first or pass on first? How's this work?
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Last image/colors of commercial very evocative. Thanks for sharing your exciting work as always. The even Lydias are available post-vitae but not the odd ones.

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scaress
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how much does it pay?
is there overtime? how about casual friday?

we'd probably save money on health insurance, ya know, being dead n'all.


if I get the job, can I eventually quit? or is this an eternity thing?
Gotama
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Since you would have the use of me for eternity, I would need to get paid now. I figure several million dollars up front with yearly payments (depending on how long you live, I could still be working at below minimum wage). Of course, a lot depends upon the medical plan.
I asked the boy beneath the pines.
He said, "The master's gone alone herb picking,
somewhere on the mount,
cloud hidden,
whereabouts unknown."
(Chin Tao, 777-841, trans. by Alan Watts)
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Sorry, I've already signed up for the "Haunted Mansion" at Disney World.
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