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mikevandecarr
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"that joke just came from the top of my head, and the top of my head is not funny"

Thanks you Mitch Hedberg wherever you are.


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ed rhodes
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There's always the Rip Taylor approach;

"People, you're going to think about these on the way home and LAUGH!"
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
Jerrine
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Never trust the fellow that tells you that 3 blind monkeys at a typewriter can come up with a decent joke if you give them enough time!
Bill Palmer
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You are right. It takes at least four.
"The Swatter"

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"Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys out here who want to talk to someone about this script for 'Hamlet' they've hammered out!" - Arthur Dent "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
Lee Darrow
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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference.

I believe that this says it all about THAT little myth.

"That's ANOTHER Fine Myth you've gotten us into!" - Aahz (no relation) to his Apprentice Skeeve in the novel of the same name by Robert L. Asprin

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<BR>"Because NICE Matters!"
ed rhodes
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Somehow, we've got to get a Terry Pratchett Discworld quote in here.
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
mplegare
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"Sometimes I just say things that *I* think are funny. And you know, that was a heck of a lot funnier *inside here*" (taps head)

"I paid five dollars for that joke. One day someone will laugh at it."

And of course, from Mr. Izzard.

(pantomimes writing on hand) "Never. Do. That. Joke. Agaiiiin....."

I've also noticed that if *one* person laughs at a joke, and you thank them for laughing at the joke, others will laugh at your thanking them. You can then thank *them* for laughing at *that* joke. And thus the Comedy Spiral grows...
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From Swami Beyondananda, the Yogi from Muskogee: "That joke's Time Release. Tomorrow, you will laugh and you won't know why."

When one person laughs, lean on nothing inmid-air, like a mime, look at your watch and say, "I'll wait for that one to spread..."

Lee Darrow, C.H.
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