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Jordini
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What are your favorite Q and A jokes? There are SO many bad ones out there it makes my brain want to jump out of my ear in front of a moving semi.

Example of a good one:

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Any good jokes?

If you have ones that you can't post here, please PM them to me, and I'll tell you the answer to this joke:

What's green and smells like pork?
gsidhe
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I know that one Jordini...Shame on you!
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IRS Q: "So...Mr Gwyd is it? Mr Gwyd, did you really just make four thousand last year?"

A: "Yes."
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Jordini
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I only ask because every day in psycology class my teacher has "bad joke of the day" as a mini break in class. I need jokes, I'm running low. His first one was:

Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagles.
Mike T
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Q: What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out Grandpa's trousers?

A: Grandma.


Oh and the 'green and smells of pork'? Absolute filth, I'm shocked
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
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How high is up?

Twice as far as halfway.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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Jordini: lol...i haven't heard that joke in a while...

Almost as bad: why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toy box...
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Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
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Q: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?

-Nothing.
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