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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts 
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What are your favorite Q and A jokes? There are SO many bad ones out there it makes my brain want to jump out of my ear in front of a moving semi.
Example of a good one: Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick! Any good jokes? If you have ones that you can't post here, please PM them to me, and I'll tell you the answer to this joke: What's green and smells like pork? |
gsidhe Inner circle Michigan 1725 Posts
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I know that one Jordini...Shame on you!
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts
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IRS Q: "So...Mr Gwyd is it? Mr Gwyd, did you really just make four thousand last year?"
A: "Yes."
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts
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I only ask because every day in psycology class my teacher has "bad joke of the day" as a mini break in class. I need jokes, I'm running low. His first one was:
Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls? A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagles. |
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Mike T Loyal user 228 Posts
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Q: What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out Grandpa's trousers?
A: Grandma. Oh and the 'green and smells of pork'? Absolute filth, I'm shocked
It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my Grandad used to say...
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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How high is up?
Twice as far as halfway.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
Alym Amlani Inner circle Canada 1464 Posts
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Jordini: lol...i haven't heard that joke in a while...
Almost as bad: why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toy box...
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Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts
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Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel. Q: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die? |
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Alym Amlani Inner circle Canada 1464 Posts
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Q: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?
-Nothing.
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