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Bill Palmer
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How about when he shouts "Jesus is coming."

You shout back, "I'm already here, but I changed my name to Mario. Too many people were using mine."
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I like it Bill

Jesus is coming!

How about "What did you call me?"

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How about "Whos the jerk in the bowler hat"?
On the other hand you could pass as his vent doll.
LOL
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As a born again child of God I can appreciate where you folks are coming from. To many people calling themselves christians are trying to scare people out of hell instead of loving them into heaven like Jesus did. Being judgemental by judging for themselves that you don't know christ just because you are doing a magic show is also against the word.
All that being said, I for one love a good magic trick and could sit and watch a street performer or buskers all day, over and over again. Most are awesome showmen.
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Thanks for that, just to point out to you I am a Believer as well.

In my mind Christians need to pioneers of freedom not intruders of freedom.

Your opening sentence I can appreciate but I must admit to my mind it sounds very strange, and it alienating.

For example "As an Alien from Mars I can appreciate where you folks are coming from.

Yea like planet earth.

How about "Being human who believes in God I can appreciate why you would be so offended" Just the thought.

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That makes sense, point taken.
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On 2006-10-15 09:22, Mario Morris wrote:
Jonton
How about "Whos the jerk in the bowler hat"?
On the other hand you could pass as his vent doll.
LOL
Mario


I don't think I got your joke...care to explain?
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Heres a good one..you say to the christian...look I have a friend...he is in his 30s, lives with his mum and dad, only hangs out with guys and has a prostitute as a girlfriend. would he be welcome in your church? they always say no..then I tell them the name of my friend...jesus christ...

also, I say..you know jesus is coming back right...they say yes..then I say ..its been two thousand years but I wouldnt be in a hurry after the treatment he got last time he was here..

seems to shut them up quite well..

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It is just a joke, I was making light of your photo with Gazzo.
don't worry Gazzo has got the best sense of humor around, in fact he invented it.
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There have been a number of times when riding the subway here in NYC that someone has gotten on, waited for the doors to close and then launch into their sermon to this truly capitive audience.

Normally, I just endure until the next stop. They either get off or I do.

On occasion, I have motioned them over, looked them staight in the eye and quietly said, "Your actions are making a mockery of the Lord's word. People are laughing at you. It is not what He would want." I then give them a gentle smile and nod my head.

It is amazing how that can quiet them down.
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And if that doesn't....

"Jesus may love you , but the rest of the world thinks you are an ***hole...."

sometimes gets thru their thick skulls. But then again...
Crazy people take the psycho-path thru the forest...
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