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Pasq
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Four of my six cats have diabetes. They're not even in the same room. Over night I put them in my fridge to keep them fresh.

Thanks.
Sparrow in a barrow.
Corona Smith
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Whilst that may slow the onset of diabetes, there is a serious risk of rendering your cats frigid...

Bless you,

Corona.
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Have you tried dowsing them with a Vock Rod?

H D X!

Lu
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tbaer
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Now that's a kool cat!
Joe Marotta
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That's the strangest haiku I've heard yet....
Pasq
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Lance Rench-Hausen.
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S'ok. I took them to the vet today. They're gone.

They're in kitty heaven. They're in kitty heaven.






They've gone to heaven.
Sparrow in a barrow.
coupcoupdaddy
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Alas your latest

was also the last

on your cats

blue lu
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Patrick Differ
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I am a stranger
in a strange land.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
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"Memory...
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile like the old days
I was beautiful, then I remember
The time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again"
Cheety
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Is this like a joke? or do you really put cats in the fridge???????????
Mostly Harmless ^_^
magicleland
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I hope your joking
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If it were a joke, would it be any funnier?
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2
Steve V
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Why not put the kitty korpses on stage and let 'artist' vent voices for them?
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A strange Russian Blue cat

Blue and lovely

Rejection is vein deep

That run my veins cold
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in - Wayne Gretzky
My favorite part is putting the gaffs in the spectators hands...it gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside! - Bob Kohler
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