JOIN US THIS SATURDAY OCT. 28TH!!!!!!

T-RAY presents a HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR!!!!!
Come join us for a CIRCUS OF HORRORS......a MIDWAY OF MADNESS!!!!!!!
Featuring performances from some of Los Angeles' Scariest Sideshow Sensations!
.......Including SATANICA---one of LA's dominating forces!! Watch her eat and breathe FIRE!!! She will EAT A LIGHTBULB IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!!!! This is one STRANGE Witchy woman.....join her BEHIND THE CURTAIN for a SPECIAL performance you won't believe!!!! (don't ask.....you have to SEE IT!!!)
.......SENOR STRETCHY SKIN.......last month, he beat the GUINESS WORLD RECORD.....Can he do it AGAIN????....see him STRETCH his skin beyond what seems possible!!!!!!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!!!!!!
.......REVEREND WOLF........one of LA's PREMIERE SIDESHOW PERFORMERS!!! You've seen him at the FREAKSHOW DELUXE.....Now SEE HIM AT THE CIA!!!!!!
.......VENUS DEMILLE........This Electric Lady will literally be SET ON FIRE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES!!!!!!!! Will she perish at the stake???......OR will she survive the HELLFIRE????? FIND OUT ON SATURDAY OCT. 28TH!!!!
.......DON'T MISS LEOPOLD and THE CLOWNS OF HORROR!!!!!! Straight from BRAZIL, these CLOWNS will perform a SANTERIA RITUAL complete with SECRET /STRANGE PERCUSSION RHYTHMS known only to the SELECT FEW!!! You have NEVER seen anything like this IN YOUR LIFE!!!!! You WILL BE HYPNOTIZED BY WHAT YOU WILL SEE!!!!!
........Hear the UNBELIEVABLE SOUNDS of the STOLEN BABIES!!!!!!! One of the most UNIQUE and CURIOUS Musical Groups you will ever encounter!!!! ENTER THEIR CARNIVAL OF CHAOS ON OCT. 28TH!!!!!!
.......DID WE MENTION THE FREAKS OF NATURE??!!!! Have you ever seen a TWO HEADED 5 LEGGED PIG BEFORE??? How about a TWO HEADED BABY??!! You WILL SEE THEM AND MORE ON OCT. 28TH!!!!!!! DON'T MISS THE MUSEUM OF ODDITIES!!!!!
.......Also JUST ADDED.....GHOULIA the FEMALE BLOCKHEAD!!!!!! WATCH as she HAMMERS NAILS INTO HER SKULL!!!! IT'S REAL and you will SEE IT LIVE!!!!!

THIS SATURDAY OCTOBER 28TH at The CIA CLUB in NORTH HOLLYWEIRD
11334 BURBANK BLVD. DOORS OPEN AT 8:30 ONLY $10
http://www.ciabnormalarts.com

Hollywood was always bizarre. This just makes it bizarrer-er-er. Or maybe bizarrest. No, that's going too far. Washington DC will always be bizarrest.

Awesome, I've never been there but it sure looks like fun!

You got a phone number for that SATANICA, she sounds like a fun date. And lightbulbs are way cheaper than lobster.

Nowadays the trouble is you don't know where to take a girl out to dinner. You never know if she is a vegetarian -- or a cannibal!

Bill

HEY Clifford!!! Come down tomorrow and check it out!!! GUARANTEED BIZARRE!!!

That sounds like a great premise for an episode of "Tales from the Crypt", Bill !
A sleezebag of a guy takes a date out to dinner, and he tells her, "I hope you're a vegetarian, cause all I'm buyin' you is a salad - I don't wanna date no fat pig and if you think I'm paying for lobsta, well, you can eat me !"

.. so she does !

oh, and at the very end, the camera pans back from his cadaver de cusiné, and we see his drivers license and name, which is "Colon Sanders".. then we see miss cannibal licking her fingers, and she quips, "Finger lickin' good !"

LOL, Myst! ROTFLMAO! I particularly like "Colon Sanders." You reminded me of a movie (don't remember which; maybe someone remembers). A girl is getting dressed in her apartment, and she says to herself something about being in the mood for Italian food. She goes out, picks up a Mafioso kind of guy, and she kills him and eats him. I thought it was cute.

Bill

ALL BIZARRE FREAKS COME OUT TONIGHT!!!!! WE'RE SETTING HOLLYWOOD ON FIRE!!!!!