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busterjuggler![]() Veteran user Australia travelling worldwide now 352 Posts ![]() |
I do a variety of juggling tricks with a fishing net and was thinking of a few jokes for it. Mostly skill based tricks.
Most so far are visual, eg balancing fishing net on my nose (drumroll) and then dropping it onto my head.... gets a good laugh, fake suspense. Can you think of any others? jokes to do with nets? James
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itshim![]() Elite user Milton Keynes 417 Posts ![]() |
Juggle 3 fish and catch them in the net.
Fish net stockings are always worth a laugh on a man. Nigel
I knew a man who kept saying "pliers, pincers, scissors". He was speaking in tongs.
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busterjuggler![]() Veteran user Australia travelling worldwide now 352 Posts ![]() |
Anyone? Thanks itshim.
There must be more! James
James BuSTAR
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Bill Nuvo![]() Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2742 Posts ![]() |
After some thought came up with these. Depending on the meshing, you can do something like:
1. After your balancing/drop on head bit, take the net and hold it out for a tip to a person(s) and ask for a donation. You like to consider this your net profit. If someone does not drop any money in say something like "As you can see, I don't net very much and that's gross!" If someone drops a coin and it falls through say "But the Government always finds a hole to take some more from me." If someone drops a bill and it stays (depending on the mesh weave) you can then pass the net under a table and say "Just so you know this net profit is all under the table!" 2. I have seen some jugglers with tiny nets/pouches on the sides of their hips and catch balls with them. |
busterjuggler![]() Veteran user Australia travelling worldwide now 352 Posts ![]() |
Mate!
You are superb! They are great! I pm'ed you! James
James BuSTAR
Australia's Comedy Juggling Superstar info@jamesbustar.com http://www.jugglingsuperstar.com |
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