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busterjuggler
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I do a variety of juggling tricks with a fishing net and was thinking of a few jokes for it. Mostly skill based tricks.

Most so far are visual, eg balancing fishing net on my nose (drumroll) and then dropping it onto my head.... gets a good laugh, fake suspense.

Can you think of any others? jokes to do with nets?

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Juggle 3 fish and catch them in the net.

Fish net stockings are always worth a laugh on a man.

Nigel
I knew a man who kept saying "pliers, pincers, scissors". He was speaking in tongs.

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Anyone? Thanks itshim.

There must be more!

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After some thought came up with these. Depending on the meshing, you can do something like:
1.
After your balancing/drop on head bit, take the net and hold it out for a tip to a person(s) and ask for a donation. You like to consider this your net profit.

If someone does not drop any money in say something like "As you can see, I don't net very much and that's gross!"
If someone drops a coin and it falls through say "But the Government always finds a hole to take some more from me."
If someone drops a bill and it stays (depending on the mesh weave) you can then pass the net under a table and say "Just so you know this net profit is all under the table!"

2.
I have seen some jugglers with tiny nets/pouches on the sides of their hips and catch balls with them.
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Mate!

You are superb!

They are great! I pm'ed you!

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