TGN....are you EVER satisfied....????

--Tony

You'll have to ask my wife...

Sorry Nipps, I forgot that one...here it is!!!

http://www.searchingforagem.com/FlyingPig.gif

My Heather simply loves flying pigs. Thanks, that will probably be our next screensaver.

No Problem!!! I'll start keeping my eyes out for them.


Posted: Mar 5, 2009 2:37pm
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Cyclops Baby Born!!!

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/region......cidental

I hope this little baby can make it.....I have never heard of a Cyclops Child living for long. I have always wanted to ask a REAL CYCLOPS what their visual perception of the world looks like.......would it be like closing one eye....or would it be dimensionally different??? I have also seen Cyclops that have their Pineal Gland (also known as the THIRD EYE) growing out of their forehead like a flesh antenna.
Look if you must!!!
http://www.scottdizzle.com/uploads2/06090407defect4.jpg
http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/cyclops-baby.jpg


Posted: Mar 15, 2009 11:41am
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Folks, once again, I have found a real two-headed cow!!! This one is a beautiful beige/caramel color. Unfortunately, it died before I could get to it, so it will be taxidermied soon. Once we get it back, we will have 3 taxidermied Two-Headed Cows in the Freakshow (and the heads of one more in a jar of formaldehyde)!!! You've got to see them!!! We also have the skeleton, and skulls of all them, on display as well.... See them from the outside, and the inside. I also just bought the cutest little two-faced piggy!!! Maybe now you can understand why I call The Venice Beach Freakshow... The Mecca Of Mutations!!!

Folks, make sure you come by The Freakshow tomorrow!!! Ceasar Milan AKA. "The Dog Whisperer" is filming his show at The Venice Beach Freakshow all day. He's coming to cure ROCKY The 5 LEGGED DOG's nasty habit of barking and biting at certain people (mainly the ones on skateboards). He has the number one show on National Geographic, so we are excited to be a part of it. Come down if you want a cameo on the show

Congratz on such a score! You are definately living the dream!

You hit Eldorado and your enthusiasm for what your doing is catchy!

This will be a BIG one for you. Nice going!

The filming went great, Todd, his wife and the kids did a GREAT job.

I really freaked Cesar out when I had him pull a sword out of my throat.


Mr. Ray will have more to say about this subject.

What a Top-notch promotion!!! many Congrats to Todd, rapidly becoming The New Barnum.....

Thanks guys...it was a GREAT day!!! Rocky was a major star today Cesar had never seen a Two Headed animal alive before, so his response was AMAZING. Brett came in and swallowed a sword....Cesar pulled it out and BUGGED OUT!!! He told us he is usually a calm controlled person, but we shook him up!!! He is a nice guy and an Icon that everyone seems to know. When this guy showed up, everyone went crazy like he was a rock star (literally screaming for him). Even the owner of the building had to see him! It should be great for business since millions love "The Dog Whisperer"....at least I hope so. Look for it in June/July on National Geographic.

Folks, soon we will have an entire herd of Two Headed Cows!!! Last week, I found 3 different Two Headed Cows!!! Only one of them lived for any period of time.....the others were stillborn. They are all being taxidermied now and one will also have it's skeleton articulated.....these are in addition to the last one I found (that's four Two Headed cows found within one week) I don't know what's going on, but Nature has taken a Strange turn.
The MECCA OF MUTATIONS must be SEEN WITH YOUR OWN EYES!!!!!!! SEE IT BELIEVE IT!!!!

Can't wait to see the "Whisperer" episode. Hey Todd, we should call you the SwSw Whisperer!

One you have One...Two, you have a pair...Three, you have a "Thunderous Herd" Many Congrats to Todd!....

Thunderous Herd...

What the sound of six hooves tapping?

Fellas, I don't know what's going on, but I am definitely "headed" for a World Record of some sort.......yesterday, I found another TWO HEADED COW--these are conjoined at the stomach!!! I also found a SIX LEGGED COW and a CYCLOPS SHEEP!!!! I've bought them all......That makes Five Two Headed Cows, a Six Legged Cow and a Cyclops Sheep within a week and a half..........Welcome to The NEW WORLD!!!!!

Here's a Two Headed Lamb if you feel like traveling to get it...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new......TTR=News

So today, a woman walked up to me who looked very familiar, she asked if I worked for FOUND Magazine and I said, "Yeah, I do, how did you know that?'

Turns out, she was in Copenhagen, Denmark and came to one of my shows, and he stumbled onto the Freakshow today, wanted to come in and when she walked up to pay she recognized me.


Small world.

Todd, There is a small time company that might have you beat by a landslide. You may not have heard of them as they are not as big. They are called Ripley's Entertainment.

Kevin, just remember, I'm just getting started. At 4-5 Two Headed animals a week, it might take a month or two. Seriously though, have you ever heard of so many Two Headed animals being discovered in one week?

I haven't...you get the door prize...If I were you I'd Frame out a series of 2-Headed Calf shows and Franchise em...Simply incredible! Congrats Todd...

No Todd, Good for you! You must send pictures! I need to make it out to see you.