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Alym Amlani
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Michael Baker
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Ha-ha!! I like where it says, "While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane..."

It might also be legal to bring farts onto the airplane, but you have to keep them in their natural container. Ha!! I can see the new terrorist weapon of choice on airlines... four books of paper safety matches and a Taco Bell dinner eaten two hours before the flight!!
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Her cutting muffins PLUS lighting the matches could have been a deadly combination!
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