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On 2006-12-29 15:02, Gede Nibo wrote:
NOT TO MENTION the fact that the GURUS of ancient India (and some today, I'm sure) used to give their followers their or URINE after ingesting massive amounts of magic mushrooms--then, the followers would trip, and say this Guru is soo powerful, even his PI$$ gave them visions of gods...hehehehe



It's a bit more complex.
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Wow...heavy stuff. Those secret waters.

Thanks...
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Curator, that was a VERY interesting article. Thanks.

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Subscribe to several gay magazines (or even porn stuff), but in the name of your victim. Get the address slightly wrong: that of his next-door neighbor. Not magical, but effective.
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I drink mine for health reasons often--good article....now that's bizarre...
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Egregor, Bill, it looks like you have seen the Heyduke books as well, and don't forget to order a truckload of sand or gravel and have it delivered to your victims house, right in the middle of the driveway, in front of the garage.
The thing I found funniest in his books was a chapter on a time line approach.
Why do just one thing? But different things take different amounts of time so the time line would go something like...
One month before d day- order the gladiator magazines in their name, one week before, order thr gravel to be delivered, one week before, have his mail forwarded to outer mongolia for a month, the night before, call in the ad to the newspaper about you selling a stuffed dolphin you caught yourself, and to call between midnight and 3 AM because you have a night job, it would all hit on the same day, he would be bombarded from all sides.
Wait 2 days.
Have his car towed.
Again, keeping with the mangeled theme of this post, I wouldn't do any of these things, but the idea of doing them makes me laugh.
It's important to understand the difference, I told a friend a "Funny" idea I had to do to someone that you were riding in an elevator with and he wouldn't ride on the same elevator with me for a couple of years (I'll get the next one) no matter how many times I promised that I wouldn't actually do it, I just thought it was funny.
Pat

And guys- don't eat the yellow snow, even for a good buzz...
crappy deium-



what a lousy day to be seized



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Magus, I have three of the Hayduke books and a couple of others -- all of which were severely damaged (as in mildew and pages stuck together) during Hurricane Andrew several years ago. I have never done any of it, but I have thought about it a few times. One idea a friend came up with is a little zip-lock bag of doggie poop on the exhaust manifold of your victim's car.

I was walking my dog the other day (a tiny little Yorkie), and she stopped at a neighbor's fence to sniff as he has a couple of dogs inside the fence. "Hey," he yells. "Hey," I yell back, thinking he is being friendly. "Don't let your d*** dog cr** in my yard." I replied "She doesn't cr** out of her nose." However, having some other unpleasantries in my life right now, I was really angry and vowed to take revenge. I have seven cats that fill cat boxes very rapidly. Instead of throwing it away I am going to collect it (don't open that garbage bag in the yard!) and when he least expects it.... Well, he has a front porch. Another idea that occurs to me is to buy something like a paintball gun.... Happy scrubbing, dear neighbor. Aren't you sorry you bought a two-story house?

Yeah, I know it is bad karma.
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TALK ABOUT SELF INCRIMIATION....HOPE HE NEVER GOOGLES YOUR NAME--OR IS THIS YOUR "NOME DE PLUME" DEAR FRATER?

BTW, I HAVE BEEN RAISED BRO:. BILL.....TOOK A STRONG 'GRIP'...
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Bad karma and bad move, too, I guess. Oh, well, it was fun to think about.

Congrats on being raised Bro:. I haven't had time.

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Thanx--this was at the physical Lodge--the metaphysical Lodge happened eons ago Smile
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On 2006-12-30 15:13, Gede Nibo wrote:
Thanx--this was at the physical Lodge--the metaphysical Lodge happened eons ago Smile

:) Smile Smile Smile

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Brother Baba, congratulations, Guess you saw the light. Next step is to learn about the tools. {Spoon, fork and knife.}
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HAHAHAHAHA INDEED, frater, Indeed!!!!

to the east! :.
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Sweet funky vishnu! That rock lifting is impressive!
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I used to live in an apartment. This was back in the days when I was doing every kind of magic show you can think of to make ends meet. I used to do the rabbit in the hat trick. We had a rabbit that I kept in a cage in one of our bedrooms. He basically roamed the house, but was housebroken enough that he went back to the cage to do his business. Even a small rabbit can produce a lot of "business." We lined the pan his cage sat in with plastic garbage bags, so when it came time to clean the cage, we just took the cage out the front door of the apartment, rolled the garbage bag up, put it into another bag and took it to the dumpster.

There were a bunch of dumpster divers who decided to go through all of our garbage for whatever they could recycle, such as our names, etc. I figured out their schedule.

One night, I watched gleefully as they went diving for dungballs.
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If you want to scare the beejeezis out of someone, all you need is a nail, some heavy braided fishline or twine, some rosin, and a piece of leather. They need to have siding on their house, but I will also furnish alternatives. Cut the head off the nail, and tie the fishline to the center of the nail. This goes up between two of the cedar shakes on the side of the house. The nail slides up behind the shakes, and the twine comes out from between them.

Unreel the line so it stretches across the yard to the nearest hiding place.

Apply a liberal amount of powdered rosin to the piece of leather. Fold the rosin side of the leather over the twine. Put tension on the twine with one hand, and rub the leather against the twine with the other. This rubbing occurs on the section of the twine between your hand and the house. It will play a very low, moaning note. The side of the house acts as a vibrating surface.

They won't nead a laxative for a very long time.

If there are no cedar shakes or siding, you can tie this around a newel post, but it's harder to get the evidence away.
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Oh, yes, Bill, and you can make it sound as if someone is prying the boards off the side of the house!
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