For Café performers and showfolk...As of February 1st. Any new orders for ETMP or Dark Museum Ensembles will be ready within 2 weeks OR you get a FULL refund AND the DM. (not including shipping time or cost) (yeah...like Pizza)

Any new orders for Zibits will be ready within 3 weeks OR you get a full refund and the Zibit. (not including shipping time or cost)

No I'm not getting complaints...I may deserve some but I never get them, thank you. This is SELF imposed to tighten the output and clear the work board in a more orderly manor and relieve my brain of being concerned. It is also a cure for being lazy. It will NOT affect the creative process. Same quality and diligence GUARANTEED. (Just more hours devoted to getting stuff done)

This along with my LIFEtime (mine) Guaranteed promise to refurb or replace should make customers old and new nearly giddy with delight. (groan) Everyone has been really patient with me over the years. Much appreciated. Time to up the horse power.

This policy will be in effect from Feb 1st till whenever I can't handle it anymore.

Meanwhile, and it's always been thus, if you have a set date or deadline you need to tell me and I always try and make it.

Thanks
Doug

Ok scratch that above about the full refund. I got a couple of emails to the effect of we don't want no stinkin' money back we want stuff! Well, I didn't intend to give any stinkin' money back anyway...I intented to work harder...but OK. REVISION To Policy! No full Refund. Instead using the above parameters of the intial post...Starting Feb 1st I will give one of my custom Shrunken Heads FREE if I'm late. How's that? You still ain't gettin' one though but at least you know I'll deliver more to your liking than when I 'get to it'. Besides, I would have spent your money by then anyway on stupid crap like rent and dopey food.

Its my Birthday on 1st February !!!!!!

I like Shrunken Heads.

True.

Ken

My birthday is on February 5th...I like shrunken heads too!

Every 18 year-old needs one!
(that and a petrified mouse...huh, huh?)


Brett.

My birthday is March 16 and I like Cake.......I mean shrunken heads?

Doug:I gave you a desired date of before Jan.25 for my Zibit..it's OK if you are a day late..because my next order was going to be a Shrunken Head..

BTW how is my Beautiful Merzibit coming along?

Best.

Rich

You will have yours in time me thinks. Wrecked my back so having a rough week but it's coming along fine. And it's not Feb 1st yet! You don't count! hahaha.
Trying to clear the work board by then.

Never did read the fine print.

I will still be ordering a Shrunken Head.Oh Yea!

I happen to have in one of my collections several authentic Asmat(Irian Jaya)warrior artifacts... so I may put together a presentation that would be enhanced by the Shrunken Head...the Asmat are reknowned head hunters after all{Some still believe they still have not abandoned their old habits}Gulp!

Hope your back problem disappears.

Best.

Rich

What happened Doug? Too much broomersize?


Brett.