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I would never have let "Braco's Floating Ball" see the light of day.
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Ha ha ha ha!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Also, cats would not have made it onto the Ark.

(apologies to cat lovers!)
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Every magician would be born with a thumb tip.
POOF!
Josh the Superfluous
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How about making everything make sense? Good people would have only good happen to them, and bad people would get the problems. Fertility would have a positive correlation with ability to raise a child. I would live on a feather bed, drinking dark beer and watching cable. Things like that.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
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Farts would smell like a fresh opened can of coffee and Rosanne Bar would have a two by four wack her in the mouth everytime she parted her red lips. (Note Biblical reference)...and Josh would have Satelite.
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If I were god I would make a silver ball float underneath a foulard, and I would make a walking cane dance with me. I would also make a pan where I could put flaming paper, and after I put the lid on it would change to a sponge birthday cake. Then to show my true power, I would pour milk in to a paper cone, and make it vanish!
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Quote:
On 2007-03-09 12:47, Doug Higley wrote:
Farts would smell like a fresh opened can of coffee ...


I strongly approved until I realized that I misread the first word as "facts". C'est dommage.Smile

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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I suggested earlier that every magician would be born with thumb tips.
Being that I posted before my first cup of fartte', I meant to write - "Every magician would be born with opposing thumb tips."
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Doug Higley
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C'est dommage indeed! Very telling. Smile
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And off go the Gods and Goddesses careening into the gutter...
"It IS a pity." Smile
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Autumn
Wonder is very necessary in life. When we're little kids, we're filled with wonder for the world - it's fascinating and miraculous. A lot of people lose that. They become cynical and jaded, especially in modern day society. Magic renews that wonder.
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I'd remove all prejudice with regards to body shape. Hahah.
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I would build a staircase from earth to the moon, and have slinky marathons.
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Increase tolerance
Decrease misunderstanding and aggression
Increase people's ability to not drive like idiots
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If I were God?

First, Street Magic Magazine would be no more.

Second, anyone attempting to resurect it would be no more.

Third, anyone caught trying to copy it with a little change here and there would be no more.

Fourth, with Street Magic Magazine out of the way I would enjoy a day of rest.

Fifth, speach would be free through out the world in all respects, save the creation of Street Magic Magazine. Hey, the god of the bible has his quirks, I have mine.

Sixth, corruption would be eliminated from all government, no matter what type.

Seventh, all news broadcasted would have to be news, not info-tainment.

Eighth, cell phones would not funtion within the confines of an automobile.

Ninth, Quentin Tarantino would get more ideas and unlimited funding to make more movies.

Tenth, Street Magic Magazine would be no more. Wait I think that was number one. Oh well, some things are so good they should be listed twice.
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This is God. Stop using my name in vein ******!
As you were.
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Haha.

If I were God, I'd remove life from my brother at this moment, then perhaps, return it once my head cools down.
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If I were God, which luckily for all of us I am not, loud mouth punks who have nothing better to do than spew hate from behind the safely of their keyboards would be no more.
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In addition to the above, if I were God all people would know the difference between voicing an opinion contrary to the one you may hold and, as jclark so well put it save the spelling error, being a loud mouth punk who has nothing better to do than spew hate from behind the safety of their keyboard.
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Your words bore me, humans... I need new toys.
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