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Burt Yaroch
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Smile

Here's a little sunshine for you Scott. You may blow it where you wish.

Isn't it a peculiar linguistic anomaly that if someone blows it up your Smile it's a good thing but if someone says to blow it out your Smile it's a bad thing?

Bet none of you will be eating THOSE donuts ever again. Smile
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Ichazod,
I shall be more than happy to clean out your oven.

(NB: Don't worry everyone, I have just finished reading Hansel and Gretel and have a cunning plan... Smile)

So, yeah, Ichazod...
Just let me know when and I'll pop on by...

Gonz
:carrot: Smile
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Gonzolo,
Thou art truly great in the way of the dancing banana, and there is little I can do to compete with such power and majesty.
I only hope that one day, I too can learn the ways of the Bannana Ramba, Samba and
Cha Cha.
:banana: Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

Well, that wasn't too bad. Can I get in the kitchen now?

Sable
I don't believe in reincarnation, but I may have in another life.
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Sable,
your bananas remain great, but cannot compare to mine.
Behold!
:banana: Smile
:banana: Smile
However, all is not lost.
I do take on apprentices in the ways of the dancing banana for a small fee.
But be wary, for the path ahead is far from smooth and only the most dedicated will survive.
For more details do not hesitate to contact me or any of my fully trained staff.
Gonz
:carrot: Smile
(my energies are now also being concentrated on the ways of the dancing carrot. Soon I will be all powerful...)

ps I am currently working the bananas overtime in order to harness their power so that I might gain access to the kitchen.
Sable, thou hast proven thineself most worthy thus far in the art.
I shall keep thee posted...
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Jeb Sherrill
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Ah, great is thy power Great Gonzolo of the Mediocre. I do hope that one day, my carrots and bananas can tango as yours do now. Perhaps together we can enter the Great Kitchen "oh Great Kitchen be hailed" (say this twice, gargle with carrot juice and repeat). Till then, let my bananas do that thing they do, so that they may bring joy and happiness and help me take over the world.

Smile Smile

Sable of the dancing men
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
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Gonz, Have you ever read my rewrite of Hansel & Gretel?
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

Come on by anytime, you can check it out while your cleaning the oven Smile


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I heard on the grapevine, they scratch their rears while cooking, never kill roaches and always spit in the food of people who ask annoying questions.
Just kidding. Smile Congrats scott. Smile
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Hey, I started the only thread here that has not been locked. That's a switch for me, eh? Smile

Wait, wait...I can see it comin' now.

Smile -dodging the lock
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Who's responsible???
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Love always.

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It's okay, we taught them how to swim. Smile

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There is nothing that remains so constant as change. Don't end up like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set. Smile



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Scott congrats!!!When is the
Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile also is it BYOB or can we just have Smile and Smile
Hey wanna see me pull a rabbit from my hat, (lion appears). I gotta get a new Hat.
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