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On 2007-03-20 19:21, dpe666 wrote:
His name is "Gacy the Clown". Smile

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When he shows up, he asks the parents if they have any funny props (the kind a clown might use) around.
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I will never forget the year that the clown's convention in Kansas City, accidently placed John Wayne Gacy (in make-up) on the cover of thier convention brochure. Many of the clowns were very angry. I understand why.
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Cliff, I was trying to lighten the mood. Thanks a lot!

In the words of rossmacrae:

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After talking with Josh...

Anyone seen the movie "Vulgar"? About a clown who has and adult character (vulgar) who does special "calls" when the birthday parties aren't paying enough.
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The best clown movie ever is "Shakes the Clown."
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You know you've hired the wrong clown when he not only uses ribbed and lubricated "balloons", but the only shapes he knows how to make have a striking similarity to certain parts of the human anatomy.

His nickname is "Chester".

He keeps humming the tune to Jingle Bells under his breath...and it's July!
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I live in a great place. This guy is for real. He used to be a lot more active, but I'm sure his... um... services... are still available:

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/

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Hey Gaddy....

That clown is sick.
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At least he's an honest, sick clown! Smile
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Don't you know that there's a federal law that dictates all lists on The Internets must be "Top Ten"? Seriously, there are two items too many on this list.

On the other hand...

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On 2007-03-22 12:40, airship wrote:
Don't you know that there's a federal law that dictates all lists on The Internets must be "Top Ten"? Seriously, there are two items too many on this list.

On the other hand...

Brags about being the real-world inspiration for Stephen King's "IT".


Top 10? That's so old school... So letterman... Welcome to the even dozen generation Airship! LOL!


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Top 10 lists are the work of people trying to undermine good old fashioned American measuring with the metric system.
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