AYE

Doh! Peer pressure!

I'll have some free time this weekend and get this oversight taken care of.

Yes we are all waiting yakandjak, also what about saydean haven't seen him reveal his photo yet either!

Hey, Peter L. said (in a PM) I'm like the magic super-hero of the Cafe with my alter-ego bunny avatar, trouncing bad-guys and magician/actors, metting out my own form of short-sighted, petulant, floating goat justice. (Well I added most of that)

See, so most of the time I'm actually level-headed and mild mannered. Wouldn't you hate to have to lose the former in place of the latter should I expose my secret identity?

Here's the story behind my photograph.

My parents migrated to Australia from Italy back in the 1960s. I was born in Sydney, Australia. As you can see from my photograph, I don't look Italian, I look Chinese.

Why?

I'm glad you asked.

Back in 1988 I put together an Oriental themed act, peforming as 'Chu Manchu'. I was so set on establishing an authentic 'look' for my act I decided to have plastic surgery to alter my appearance.

Unfortunately the Oriental themed act wasn't very successful.

Yak,
Watch the swinging watch...

You will send a picture...

You will...

You willlllllll...

No pressure here Not at all.

Jeb (Sable)

Dude! You know what I look like.

I found a cool pic and I'll be going to kinkos mannana. BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THE PEER PRESSURE!

Alright it is.


And John! Were you serious about that plastic surgery thing? I'll believe anything on here. I'll even buy your bridge.

yakandjak,

There's more plastic surgery scheduled for June this year as I'm putting together a new act:

"Osama bin Laden At The Close-Up Table"

I'll keep you posted.

Cool. And I'll have to get back to you about the ocean-front property you've got up in Montana. Seeing if I've got the cash.

You know, once I get this picture up all of this peer pressure has to be directed somewhere....

Oh look. Magicman0323. Nice target.

Hey I want to be FEARED also!

I'm Ich's evil older brother.

Older brother? I thought Ichazod and I had buried you behind that....well, it was kind of dark that night, and running out of gas on the way didn't help. Gee, you look pretty good considering.

I'll be comming to a dark ally near you all very soon....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Doug (That thing that goes bump in the night) Byrd

Doug. Dude. You're one of the nicest guys I've met in magic. You had better work on that friendly demeanor if you want people to be afraid of you. You do look scary if that's any consolation.

Well here you go guys and gals! Handsome feller eh?

Jeb has met me in person so he should be able to corroborate that this is actually me.

Note the Skywalker-esque helmet. Now what kind of dork, other than me, would do that to his helmet?

YakandJak IS a space alien!




:alien:

And we don't have actors on my planet which is why I found that whole issue a bit confusing.


:comply: Whoa, gotta keep that visor down.

Yep, it's Yak alright. As you can tell, he's balding.

Sable

Who am I Charlie Brown, why do you have to use me as the target yak?

I happen to like my alter black bunny ego !

Hey, anything to get the heat off of me.

FOX-2!