The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » I am insane now.... (1 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page 1~2 [Next]
Chessmann
View Profile
Inner circle
3977 Posts

Profile of Chessmann
http://www.turdtwister.com/

Just when you think there is nothing new under the sun....
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
Marvello
View Profile
Inner circle
It's amazing how little I can say in
1490 Posts

Profile of Marvello
Don't you already have one? I thought everyone did.
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
Nyte Dragon
View Profile
New user
Tampa, Fl
66 Posts

Profile of Nyte Dragon
I have the Bat Turd...In 3 colors!

That's gotta be the weirdest thing I've ever said...tonight
Chessmann
View Profile
Inner circle
3977 Posts

Profile of Chessmann
Can't imagine the "spaghetti turd". They show all the templates you can use.
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
Patrick Differ
View Profile
Inner circle
1540 Posts

Profile of Patrick Differ
Spaghetti turd! Ha!
That I gotta see. I think I'll get one.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
MagiClyde
View Profile
Special user
Columbus, Ohio
871 Posts

Profile of MagiClyde
Now all you need is a cutter so that as the turd is being extracted, you can cut it as it goes onto a cookie sheet or something. Then bake in the oven! Oh, what smells are coming from the oven. Yummy! Smile
Magic! The quicker picker-upper!
magicmarkdaniel
View Profile
Special user
Bolton, England UK
831 Posts

Profile of magicmarkdaniel
I don't fancy the Churro Turd Twister. Yoooouuuuucchhhhh!
Mark Daniel
Bill Nuvo
View Profile
Inner circle
3094 Posts or
2747 Posts

Profile of Bill Nuvo
Anybody have those Play-Doh templates lying around?
kregg
View Profile
Inner circle
1958 Posts

Profile of kregg
I can do that without the use of fancy gadgets... I'm a magician!
POOF!
Chessmann
View Profile
Inner circle
3977 Posts

Profile of Chessmann
Hmmm....

I wonder what kind of templates could be created that would be useful to magicians? With enough creativity, perhaps some enterprising Café member will come to fame as - The Great Turdini.

Torn and Restored T**d
Cups and T**ds
Candy Factory (ouch!)
You know the trick that comes with a spike, and you have 3-4 paper cups? One cup covers the spike, and the others are beside it, and the magi smashes the correct cups? That could work here, too.

Like I said, I am insane now.
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
Mad Jake
View Profile
Inner circle
All the voices in my head helped me make
2080 Posts

Profile of Mad Jake
I don't get it? "AS SEEN ON TV" someone twisted a turd on tv? How is that legal? Smile or even sanitary for that matter? And you all called me a sick clown!
For quality Paul Fox Cups spun on Danny Dew's Paul Fox tooling visit us at www.airshipmagic.com
Muckey Spleen
View Profile
New user
83 Posts

Profile of Muckey Spleen
I love it. Wonder where my old "Fun Factory" is.
Doug Higley
View Profile
V.I.P.
Here and There
7168 Posts

Profile of Doug Higley
I have no place in this new uncivilized world. I'll leaving just in time.
Higley's Doug's Museum
Al Angello
View Profile
Eternal Order
Collegeville, Pa. USA
11047 Posts

Profile of Al Angello
YUK
The next thing you know is we will all have little phones in our pockets, so our wives can talk to us when ever they like, and it also can be used as a tracking device if necessary. Please excuse me for a minute my cell is ringing.
Al Angello
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com
http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/
"Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone"
tuffnavyrn
View Profile
Inner circle
San Diego, CA
1239 Posts

Profile of tuffnavyrn
I want to say something but don't know what to say.....turd twisting....I'm stumped on that one.
Brian-
"That smart thing that somebody else said".
Doug Higley
View Profile
V.I.P.
Here and There
7168 Posts

Profile of Doug Higley
Tuffnavyrn: It's also known as Congress.
Higley's Doug's Museum
Chessmann
View Profile
Inner circle
3977 Posts

Profile of Chessmann
Tonight I searched my username, went back to the very beginning, and started scrolling through all the topics I participated in since 2002.

Some I opened, others I scrolled by.

I opened this one. When I saw the subject and the link, I assumed a link from 12 years ago...and advertising a product like this...would be long dead and gone.

It is still active, LOL!
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
bluejay17!
View Profile
New user
Zambia
98 Posts

Profile of bluejay17!
Humanity is nearing the end. Here is proof my friends.
Chessmann
View Profile
Inner circle
3977 Posts

Profile of Chessmann
Quote:
On Aug 6, 2019, bluejay17! wrote:
Humanity is nearing the end. Here is proof my friends.


LOL! Smile
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
bluejay17!
View Profile
New user
Zambia
98 Posts

Profile of bluejay17!
Thx man
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » I am insane now.... (1 Likes)
 Go to page 1~2 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2019 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.11 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL