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Chessmann Inner circle 4014 Posts 
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My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Marvello Inner circle It's amazing how little I can say in 1490 Posts
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Don't you already have one? I thought everyone did.
Never criticize someone else until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away from them and you will have their shoes.
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Nyte Dragon New user Tampa, Fl 66 Posts
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I have the Bat Turd...In 3 colors!
That's gotta be the weirdest thing I've ever said...tonight |
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Chessmann Inner circle 4014 Posts
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Can't imagine the "spaghetti turd". They show all the templates you can use.
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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Spaghetti turd! Ha!
That I gotta see. I think I'll get one.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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MagiClyde Special user Columbus, Ohio 871 Posts
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Now all you need is a cutter so that as the turd is being extracted, you can cut it as it goes onto a cookie sheet or something. Then bake in the oven! Oh, what smells are coming from the oven. Yummy!
Magic! The quicker picker-upper!
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magicmarkdaniel Special user Bolton, England UK 831 Posts
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I don't fancy the Churro Turd Twister. Yoooouuuuucchhhhh!
Mark Daniel
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts
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Anybody have those Play-Doh templates lying around?
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kregg Inner circle 1958 Posts
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I can do that without the use of fancy gadgets... I'm a magician!
POOF!
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Chessmann Inner circle 4014 Posts
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Hmmm....
I wonder what kind of templates could be created that would be useful to magicians? With enough creativity, perhaps some enterprising Café member will come to fame as - The Great Turdini. Torn and Restored T**d Cups and T**ds Candy Factory (ouch!) You know the trick that comes with a spike, and you have 3-4 paper cups? One cup covers the spike, and the others are beside it, and the magi smashes the correct cups? That could work here, too. Like I said, I am insane now.
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Mad Jake Inner circle All the voices in my head helped me make 2163 Posts
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I don't get it? "AS SEEN ON TV" someone twisted a turd on tv? How is that legal?
 or even sanitary for that matter? And you all called me a sick clown!
For quality Paul Fox Cups spun on Danny Dew's Paul Fox tooling visit us at www.airshipmagic.com
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Muckey Spleen New user 83 Posts
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I love it. Wonder where my old "Fun Factory" is.
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Doug Higley V.I.P. Here and There 7173 Posts
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I have no place in this new uncivilized world. I'll leaving just in time.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11047 Posts
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YUK
The next thing you know is we will all have little phones in our pockets, so our wives can talk to us when ever they like, and it also can be used as a tracking device if necessary. Please excuse me for a minute my cell is ringing. Al Angello
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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tuffnavyrn Inner circle San Diego, CA 1239 Posts
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I want to say something but don't know what to say.....turd twisting....I'm stumped on that one.
Brian-
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Doug Higley V.I.P. Here and There 7173 Posts
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Tuffnavyrn: It's also known as Congress.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Chessmann Inner circle 4014 Posts
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Tonight I searched my username, went back to the very beginning, and started scrolling through all the topics I participated in since 2002.
Some I opened, others I scrolled by. I opened this one. When I saw the subject and the link, I assumed a link from 12 years ago...and advertising a product like this...would be long dead and gone. It is still active, LOL!
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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bluejay17! Regular user DC 119 Posts
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Humanity is nearing the end. Here is proof my friends.
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Chessmann Inner circle 4014 Posts
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Quote:
On Aug 6, 2019, bluejay17! wrote: LOL! 
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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bluejay17! Regular user DC 119 Posts
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Thx man
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