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MagicMarker
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OK. I have one of these "Born To Perform" T-Shirts (Large). I got it as a giveaway a while back, it's still in the envelope it arrrived in. I don't want it. I don't know if anyone does.

So, here's the deal. Free T-Shirt, I'll even pay the postage. To win just post
here (1 post per person)

I should get a free "Born To Perform" T-Shirt because...

best reason wins. Closing date is Midnight May 31st.

I'm not associated with PenguinMagic, I just really don't like this shirt.
I'm not expecting a lot of entries, but I am curios.

-Rd
DAVE_ATLAS
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I should get a free "born to perform" t-shirt because...

A. I am a poor collage student in desperate need of clothes.
B. I am a magical god (who is poor and doesn't want to perform naked).
C. well, I'm not sure. I just want the shirt.

So therefore, By presenting these 3 reasons that I deserve a shirt (reason B being the most important). I hope and pray that I am the winner because I never win anything.

--David Atlas

ps. Did I mention that I'm a poor collage student?
MagicMarker
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Dave, I like your style, getting round the one post per person rule by including 3 reasons in the same post.

You're in 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the moment.

-Rd
Bar10dr
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I should get a free penguin shirt because I need something to wipe my behind with. I can't believe anyone would wear that shirt. I think it's appropriate too because most of the stuff Penguin puts out is crap.
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I think Dave should get the shirt because I remember how poor I was in college, and he shouldn't have to perform naked.

Besides, I'm XXXL so I can't wear it, anyway. Smile
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
Al Angello
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RD
I'm a large, but I think you should give it to Dave too.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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Give it to Dave, unless you have it in a size that would fit me, I'm 6'3", 250, with gigantic shoulder spread! Or, if it WOULD fit me, use it to cover your car.

Steve
airship
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Steve, I'm surprised, shocked, and slightly offended that you would refer to yourself in that manner.

Nobody smaller than me is allowed to make self-deprecating fat jokes! Smile
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
DAVE_ATLAS
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So since I seem to have the most votes (and am not planning on covering the shirt in fecal matter) does this mean I won?

Oh, wait. This is 2 posts. Does that mean I'm disqualified?
MagicMarker
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No Dave, It's all yours.
Congratulations.

I'll PM you.

-Rd
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