Pete has been a robot for the past 15 years, he sometimes mumbles "hurry the f*ck up Ward!" and "***hole" on the bally stage, when the ballys take too long.


(All true except for the robot part)

Brett.

One day, I'm workin the WOW and need to walk around the tent to get something from the back end of the trailer. Froma distance, I see Pete standing near a puddle of water, nto doing anything... just standing there. As I near the end of the trailer I notice that it's not a puddle of water he is standing next to, it's his urine as he is plan-as-day just peeing in the middle of the lot.... no hands mind you, just his junk hanging out and he's goin'! I avert my eyes and conduct my business as if nothing is happening. The next day, I see him standing in the lot, I knew what was up....

Now that is truly "with it"

Who needs reality-tv when you can be a part of Live Show-Biz

Pete was my favorite part of the stint. Almost everyday at least once pete would go in the blow-off to pee, right before I brought people in, so I'd have to stall so all the little kids (and adults) wouldn't have to see 77 year old midget equipment.


Brett.


Oh yeah, today is the day for the story.

I guess we never get the whole story?????

You will, soon.


well, not the whole story...but the important bits.

Brett likes wasting bandwidth.

:D

So do I

LOL

I've seen pin holes at one end of top.This is because that was the blow off end and was used by performers to pee in.

The acid from the pee will go up and in time would put pin holes in the top.

We keep a bottle of pine-sol in the blow off.

Several spots we played two years an a row and had the same hole on the midway.We could see the spot that grass wasn't growing and could almost lay out the top by that.

( I bet today,after all thoses years,grass still isn't growing in one big circle on grounds we played )

Later Don

"Why I always did a Single-O, Independent Of the Foul and Uncivilized"
by Doug Higley

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