Originally, this was scheduled for last year on July 4th. But the city of Boston would not endorse it. But with all this talk of tests of psychics and how it benefits society, blah, blah, blah, I've decided that I will participate in a test. This test puts it all on the line! No concessions will be made.

What would happen if you bound a man to a chair and took away all of his senses?
What if the man was a big man, and very hungry?
What if you now set 6 pies in front of him?
Could he sense the pies?
Would he plunge is face into the pies to eat them?
What if one of the pies contained a deadly spring animal trap?
A trap capable of breaking every bone in his head and tearing his face clean off!
Would anyone be stupid enough to try this?

Meet Tony Eye, Psychic, pie lover, and very hungry!

Tony will be blindfolded, have his ears covered and hearing blocked, even his sense of smell will be blocked by a clothspin, and he will be bound to a chair. Using only his 6th sense, he will play this version of Fat Man’s Russian roulette.

This is FACE OFF, Project 3.14

Coming soon

Fear the Pie!

Tony, What kind of pies will they be?

Corona.

I was so excited for this last year. I hope it will happen this time.

Corona:

A very good question!

apple, egg custard, lemon, blueberry, pumpkin, and steel-trap Marang

Stay away from that one. I am sure it is hard to um...pass.

It's got bite, that's for sure!

I went into a bakers and said 'is that a cake or a meringue'

The lady behind the counter replied 'no your right, its a cake'.

Was there a small dog with a sign involved in this one, Corona?

Tony, be careful with this.. too many noted hungry magicians have been mutilated horribly by face traps.

Tony love the plot here,

Mind yourself on the Meringue, heard its a bit sharp on the palette.

Dave

That was a chip shop in liverpool, but they did sell cheese pies!

I'm not trying to fish for methods here...but...will you be using glass pie plates or metal pie pans? I've heard that the metal ones can deflect one's "sixth sense ray!"

...159265... hmmm.. you could eat a lot of pies.

Will you enlist the coin skills of Agent Keuper? (You'll note a coin toss is important in Twin Peaks murder solving via dissociative states)

Will you solve the murder of Laura No-Palm-Card-to-Wallet?

Will you Fire Walk to the pies?

Will you use your PK powers to tie a knot of a cherry stem in your mouth? (Aside: I did that trick a few times and it freaks people out... Sherlyn Fenn was hot back then wasn't she)

Will you hold a pie seance with Bob?

Sounds great!

Quite a Dangerous Desert

Sorry for that major misspelling, meringue is actually the wrong word anyway. All pied will be covered with a non-dairy desert topping (Coolwhip, or something similar).

I'm looking for the venue now. It must have adequate air flow, as I am lactose intolerant and do not wish to harm the observers. (Now you understand the "non-dairy desert topping instead of whipped cream.)

My plan is to have a doctor there for safety reasons. A friend is department head at one of the hospitals in the Boston area. Hopefully I can convince him to assist.

With a bit of luck, I can get this in as an official 4th of July week.

I'm also offering a $5,000 prize to anyone who can prove that I use stooges or electronic devices in this death-defying event.

I’ll do it for real as I am for real. Quote the Pie Man.


Tony

Pies in the sky: http://www.astrobio.net/news/article2309.html