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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
If you got a room in Larrys House Of Leather you may want to think twice.
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Or put a book in your pants.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Oops, I should say that House of Leather in San Jose is a place that sells jackets, I made up the Larry's part but bases on some photos a number of you would be interested in Larrys House Of Leather and getting a room.
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
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Doesn't Larry rent room by the hour?
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Best hot sheet hotel on the coast baby.
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
I'm just an uninformed guy from the east coast, but I did go to San Jose once on business, when I commented to my customer that all the women in San Jose seem to dress alike she told me that those girls I saw work the streets. In California the sleezy neighborhoods have palm trees on the sidewalk. In Philadelphia the sleezy neighborhoods have trash on the sidewalk.
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ralphdean Loyal user Northern Ca 300 Posts |
Hey wait, there are palm trees on my street.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Excuse me, there are no 'sleazy neighborhoods' in San Jose. People pay $500,000 for the crappiest house in the city and those people are not 'sleazy'. Another thing, I'm not sure where you saw these women on the street but it was very unlikely they were street walkers as implied, that has not been a problem for almost 20 years. We keep our ***s in houses.
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
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I must confess it has been more than twenty years since I was last in San Jose.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
In that case those where hookers. Wanna know how San Jose got rid of 'em?
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
I am not in the market for their services, but how did San Jose get rid of their side walk hostesses.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
First it should be known that San Jose is the safest large city (bigger than San Francisco and Oakland) in the US, this is because the police will blow your brains out and no one will question them about why. Cool huh?
This is how they got rid of the hookers. They tried the undercover stuff and all that like you see on Cops, didn't work. They then came up with the brilliant idea of having the friendliest older officers in full dress uniform go out and pick a hooker and become her 'Pal For A Day'. The officer, remember he is in full dress uniform, will hang out with the hookers when they are on the street talking to them and showing them pictures of their grandkids and telling them 30 years worth of stories etc.. Of course no one would stop when they see a cop standing there so very quickly it completely killed the street walker industry and they had to move to another town! I thougt it was brilliant then and still do. |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Wonder if they used the 'Pride and Joy' card?
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Likely! Telling jokes were a big part of it. What I recall from the news paper was a lot of the girls looked at the cops as father figures because they were the first older guys who treated them nicely.
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Friendly older guys father figure, hey wait a minute that describes Doug, and me.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
There you go....now you guys can get jobs as hooker wranglers.
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