Tonight was the opening of the new Ripley's Museum on 42nd St. in NYC.

For the opening they had yours truly, the Lizard Man, the Schappel Twins, Jim "World's Biggest Mouth" Purol with 280 drinking straws shoved into his pie hole, the Cat Man, Lee "Longest Finger Nails in the World" Redmond, Sword Swallower Dan Meyer, Hand Walker Mark Kenny, The Man with Backwards Feet-Mose Lanham, Wolfboy Larry Gomez, Armless Jimmy Goldman, Rubber Man Yogi Lazer and Alicia the Eye Popper. In attendance was sword swallowers Johnny Fox and Natasha Varushka. Believe it or not!

WOW! WHAT A LINE-UP! I wish I had known about it in advance!!!!!! You are killing me.

Wait a minute Todd... with a line up like that, why were YOU there?!

Heh heh, just kiddin'!

AAARGH! I had an opportunity to come up and attend the opening, but I couldn't free up the time.

Sounds like a terrific event.

I heard what they were paying. I'm surprised you did the gig.

Hey Todd!! That's INCREDIBLE!! How was the attendance? Sounds like another piece of NYC history.......what strange creatures do they have in this Ripley's?

I don't know what they paid the others, but I was paid very well.

I thought Lee Redmond cut her nails off last fall.

Lee may have done that, but if she did, they grow mighty fast.

She must have been using Lee (Redmond) Press-On nails.

A couple years ago I cut my 3 foot long dreadlocks off. I keep them stuck in a foam wig head, each lock in place where it was on my head. With todays advancements in hair weaving, I could have them back any day.

Nip, when I cut my hair 10 years ago (it was below my a$#). My Mother made a piece of folk art out of it. Have you ever seen the old Victorian hair art displays? You should make something out of them!!

I was planning on making a wig from it, then I would wear it. When people ask "Is that really your hair?" I could say "Yep!"

I went to the museum yesterday...A-mazing for a Ripley's museum.


The Shrunken heads were great!


Brett.