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mrsmiles Elite user 442 Posts 
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Show a no.2 pencil, tap it on table a couple of times, then lap it whilst pretending to hold it in both sets of fingers of both hands (Dan harlan does a good spoon or knife vanish like this on one of his dvds) your patter is 'I've got a no.2 here, which I'll eat' & then mime eating it (again, done by Harlan. This looks pretty convincing). Then say 'what goes in must come out... from a no.2 here's some poo!' & produce the poop that you have palmed during suitable misdirection. In UK 'no.2' is a euphemism for you-know-what, don't know if its the same in the US or for other readers.
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mitchb2 Elite user 455 Posts
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On 2007-07-25 19:41, Josh the Superfluous wrote: LOL! I can't believe you guys took this thread to a second page. 
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Andy the cardician Inner circle A street named after my dad 3362 Posts
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You-know-what?
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mrsmiles Elite user 442 Posts
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On 2007-07-27 09:36, Andy the cardician wrote: 'You-know-what?' = Poop!
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Andy the cardician Inner circle A street named after my dad 3362 Posts
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Thanks. Any idea of the origin of Nr.2 expression?
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Trekdad Elite user Telford, PA 445 Posts
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From the Poop Report, below, this explanation sounds as good as any.
http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/f......ech.html When you're through, pinch one off over at http://www.poopnames.com/ just to get acquainted with the latest s**t in the various descriptions of the s**t.
Barnhardt: You have tested this theory?
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On 2007-07-27 19:36, Andy the cardician wrote: I believe it was named after Josh #2.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Andy the cardician Inner circle A street named after my dad 3362 Posts
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LOL
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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Poop Prediction
I almost have an effect thought out. But, how can a pile of fake poop relate to the number 1? Trick so far: Poop concealed under inverted cup or something. Spectator is instructed to name a number 1, 2, or 3. If 2 is named - "I knew you'd pick #2" as poop is revealed. If 3 is named - "I knew you'd pick the turd one" as poop is revealed.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Andy the cardician Inner circle A street named after my dad 3362 Posts
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Josh, you are so full of it . . .
inspiration, of course
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dooblehorn Inner circle Pittsburg, CA 2481 Posts
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Hahaha, this thread is disgusting but hilarious! I actually have a fake rubber poop, and was considering using it with "trashed", the trash can chop cup with the flies, which I just ordered...
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whitjm5 Loyal user of magic in Jacksonville, FL 222 Posts
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On 2007-07-20 11:09, mitchb2 wrote: I just got cups and balls tonight. I've GOT to try this!!! |
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trickytrav Veteran user 391 Posts
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I always thought no.1s and no.2s were named after the shape your body forms when you are at or on the toilet.
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michaelmagicart Loyal user 254 Posts
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True story..Late 1970's..Breakers Hotel, Palm Beach, Fl. I had just finished a 45 minute performance for around 120 children. A group of about 8-10 young boys approached me as I was packing up to leave. One piped up and said that was a pretty good show, but if you are really a magician let me see you produce a pile of crap. For some unknown reason I happened to have a fake "doggie doo" in my jacket pocket and my hand was in my pocket when he made the statement. You guessed
it, I told him to hold out his hands and when I waved both hands over his I dumped the "poo" in his hand. This kid went balistic. Shouting I was the greatest Magician he had ever seen! He went running around telling everyone that I produced a pile of "crap" out of thin air.! I guess miracles do happen. |
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mud New user Western NY 66 Posts
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On 2007-07-23 12:48, ted french wrote: Omg, I think I broke something laughing. Stop!!
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Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts
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Origami cat is produced and the cat produces.
Three Poop Monte using a squeaker. |
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clarissa35f Veteran user 363 Posts
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Ok Poop prediction is hilarious. Along the mentalism route..
You turn your back to the audience. you can have 5 volunteers in your audience take a poop in their own Porcelain Bowl... then you say you will look at the poops, and determine who laid which load. ... When you do so correctly they can come up , and take their poop... the good part is, they have a souvenir they can save. A nice coffee table conversation piece, that they can tell their friends about, and about your crappy performance
I did not mean crappy as in bad..but just describing your theme
“Amateurs practice until they get it right.
Professionals practice until they can’t get it wrong.” <Anonymous> "There is no such thing as magic, there is no other way that could have been done" <Whit Haydn> |
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whitjm5 Loyal user of magic in Jacksonville, FL 222 Posts
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If I do ever end up using fake poop as a final load for C&B, before I reveal it I'll say: "some have said this is a crappy trick..." then reveal.
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Have the poop in your pocket & pull it out & say, look what I almost stepped in on the way here
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