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fingerjack Special user CT, USA 574 Posts |
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drwilson Inner circle Bar Harbor, ME 2191 Posts |
Gentlemen,
Congratulations on a tasteful and understated web site offering your professional services. You can be assured that should the occasion warrant it, I would call you first. Would you consider driving Jack Frost from Maine? He has overstayed his welcome! Yours, Paul http://www.memoryelixir.com |
WR Special user Utah 945 Posts |
HA HA I love it!
most magically yours, WR
"Tell Em WR sent Ya."
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tiptophat Loyal user Wesley 269 Posts |
Very nice site. If I ever have trouble with poltergeists I will call.
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Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
Absolutely hilarious site!
Well done, guys. Best laughs I've had in days. BTW, I think I KNOW Melissa! |
Scott Xavier Inner circle 3672 Posts |
AWESOME!
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willem New user 78 Posts |
I will call you if I have any demons of ghosts
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Tspall Regular user Lumberton, NC 147 Posts |
That has got to be one of the funniest sites I've seen in a while. Great job!
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Reis O'Brien Inner circle Seattle, WA 2467 Posts |
Finally! Now I can get rid of this foul entity ravaging my home! Do you guys handle swarms of flies?
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Curtis Kam V.I.P. same as you, plus 3 and enough to make 3498 Posts |
These guys are just what we've been looking for. I'm calling them in on our next tough divorce case. Talk about foul malevolent spirits that won't leave your home. No wonder "Demonologists" and "Divorce attorneys" are so close together in the Yellow Pages.
(and the Demonologists have better photos)
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chmara Inner circle Tucson, AZ 1911 Posts |
Do they do weddings???
Gregg (C. H. Mara) Chmara
Commercial Operations, LLC Tucson, AZ C. H. Mara Illusion & Psychic Entertainments |
Anabelle Special user 951 Posts |
Very cool!
Anabelle |
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