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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
Last night I dreamed I was eating my pillow. When I woke up my marshmallow was gone.
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Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Jerrine Special user Busking is work. 629 Posts |
Last night I dreamed you were eating your pillow.
When I woke up I wondered why I didn't have a marshmallow. Then I had cornflakes & berries. The milk was really cold. |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
Last night I dreamed I was eating my penguin. When I woke up, I was eating my penguin.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Andy the cardician Inner circle A street named after my dad 3362 Posts |
You folks are really weird . . .
. . . I like that.
Cards never lie
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Last night I dreamed I got on the boat to heaven,
and by some chance I had brought my dice along...
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 184 Posts |
Last night I dreamt that I was a muffler on a car. I woke up exhausted!
Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
I apologize for getting here so late today. There was an old couple driving in front of me, now I don't want to say they were driving slow, but Amish people were giving them impolite hand jestures.
Last weekend I bought a hide-a-bed, I put it away, and now I can't find it. BUDDA BOOM
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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kregg Inner circle 1950 Posts |
Last week, all of my dreams were even. What are the odds of that happening again?
POOF!
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Last night I dreamed I was eating a bed. When I woke up my bed was gone. And I was all alone cold on my floor.
Last week I dreamt I was drinking the worlds biggest tequila. When I woke up I found salt all around the toilet seat...I'm just glad I didn't drink the worm. M:C |
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Matt
You have crossed the line. YUK
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Last night I dreamed that Josh and Josh kept calling me Josh and when I woke up I had a name tag on that said....Melvin.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2742 Posts |
Last night I had a dream I haven't woke from yet.
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Whats that line...Something like the other night I had a dream I was awake and when I woke up I realized it was a dream....sure there's more to it though.
And Al my friend...you can delete my joke! I only want people to laugh...not to puke! Tony Clifton would be happy with that outcome...but Kaufman wouldn't. M:C |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Tony Clifton was my best friend...we both refused to talk to Andy Kaufman.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Andy Kaufman was a freeloader on Tony Clifton! I love Andy but he played Clifton like a FOOL. Makes me so angry when I think of how Kaufman gave hardly anything back to the man who put him where he got to. Whilst Andy was on tv getting a big name for himself him and zmuda would be laughing at where he left Clifton...doing all the crappy showrooms and bars.
GRr GRR GRRR! Still look which one is still alive in the long run.... Jim Carey needs to take him out sometime and FORCE him to get where Andy was. |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Uh...ok. But secondary High School show off Jim Carey couldn't amount to a pimple on Kaufman's butt much less Clifton....who WAS 'crappy showrooms and bars'...he lived it.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Clifton invented himself and he got where he was by being so great. He didn't want fame and fortune but it would of helped. Kaufman took advantage of Clifton and climbed his future. Clifton followed but Kaufman threw the ladder down.
Zmuda thought Carey could follow it and climb higher than Cough-man. Perhaps a personal vendetta. Carey flopped he got a quick high of it. Then never brought the matter back up again! Zmuda could still do it. All rights now to Carey. Even Cough-man can do a better job impersonating the great Clifton! I'm getting a bit deep here. Doug have you got any stories about you and Tony? Did Cough-man ever try to talk to you? Because you where friends with Clifton and he wanted to be him, and undoubtedly wanted all his great friends too. But then again, Zmuda wanted to be friends with Clifton going against Andy's back. He thought he could make more money from coming out from behind the scenes and try and do what Andy did...pretend to be Clifton! Free loaders the lot of em! The more I think about it Clifton probably wanted to be Cough-man too. He did beg Andy for the taxi shows. (not the other way round as some think) I mean in his later years everybody did think he was Cough-man. It might of been easier if he was just Andy! I'm not sure anymore. Tony Clifton stood for everything Kaufman didn't, I think that's why they where both jealous of each other.... |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
Last night I dreamed that Rosie O'Donnell was wearing a swim cap, and was assaulting me with a cocktail weenie. When I woke up, Josh Riel was smoking a cigarette next to me, and my wife had taken the kids to stay with her mother.
Last night I dreamed that I got into a heated political debate at The Café. When I woke up, Dave Scribner had erased my memory.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Andy the cardician Inner circle A street named after my dad 3362 Posts |
Quote:
On 2007-07-28 22:19, Josh the Superfluous wrote: I feel for you . . .
Cards never lie
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rossmacrae Inner circle Arlington, Virginia 2475 Posts |
"I dreamed I broke the bank at Monte Carlo ... in my Wonderform bra."
No, that can't be right. "Calgon, take me away!" |
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