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RangeCowboy
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OK there's probably enough web byte commentary worldwide about the upcoming war, we shouldn't be wasting disk space here - but....

What tricks, effects or illusions should we expect in the upcoming collapse of a regime



* * * The Big Allied Magic Concert * * *

1. Saddams Head-in-a-Box - just that, on Bush's desk 100 hrs after the concert begins.


2. Alchemists Dream
3. Amazing Color Changing Underwear
4. Haunted Palace
5. Scud Monte
6. Boomerang Policy Writer
7. Gaffed Euro-Support Gambit
8. Change-O-Bunker routine
9. Impossible Kurdish-Shiite Matrix
10. Magical Melt-thru-Concrete munition

gee there's a ton of possible effects here.

Whats your favorite?
Scott Cram
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How about Cups & Balls or 3-card monte with a WMD theme?

"This red ace represents dangerous chemical weapons, and the black 2 and 3 are harmless baby food. I'm Saddam Hussein, and you're the UN inspection team...."

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Cheshire Cat
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Hopefully and sincerely not this one:

"The Multiplying Anglo-American Bodybags"

Remember, Saddam kept his 'best' tricks on the shelf last time because he knew he was going to stay in power. This time he'll try and use his number one show - 'Chemical Capers'.

(God, this is a sick thread RC! or has my morbid note of caution made it that way?)
stevehw
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1. Saddam's Last Trick
2. Multiple Locations
3. Saddam to Impossible Location
4. Triumph
5. The Ambitious American Flag



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Payne
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For this evenings entertainment The Perplexing Bush will present the following effects in his mesmerizing theatre of conflict.

Watch live from the cozy comfort of your stratoloungers as you are mystically transported thtough the magic of CNN to distant and exotic lands where you will watch daring young men perform the deadly dangerous BULLET CATCH!

Next Marvel at the mystery that is the VANISHING LOVED ONES!

Be perplexed at the marvel of THE APPEARING BODY BAGS!

Thrills, Chills, Excitement!!!

After the interlude watch in awe as medical professionals attempt to piece together strewn body parts in THE MISMADE WOMEN & CHILDREN!

Watch the cunning misdirection and media manipulation skills of oily politicals as they dance and do a mystic ZIG ZAG around the truth!

Famine! Disease! Death!!!

No expense has been spared in this amazing production to maintain our standard of living.

Coming all to soon to the Imperial theatre.
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
DBKid
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In the London Room
- Chimp Hand Puppet
- Blinking Eye
- Breakaway Cabinet
- Wilting Flower

In the Turkish Theatre Room
- Bank Night
- Twisting Arm Illusion
- Gypsy Finger
- Turkish D'Lite

In the Desert Auditorium
- Toxic Whoofle Dust
- Unseen Forces
- Sankeys Target Practice

In the Palace of Screams
- Magic Light Socket
- Die Box (really!)
- Cigarette thru Ear
- Sword thru Neck
- Needle thru Arm
- Elite Head Chopper etc etc etc
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