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Bob Sanders
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"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think --- in a deeper voice." Bill Cosby


"Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is." Milton Berle
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scooter magic
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Nice.... ;-}

Ashley
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moving up in the world of magic
Father Photius
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I'll go hide under the table now until the ladies stop throwing things.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Silvertongue
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Patience is a virtue,
posses it if you can,
often found in women,
never found in man...

a witch once told me this...
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence,
For that long, may I too remain,
to dispel the sufferings of the world.
-Shantideva

Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva
Cinnamon
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Saw this one printed on a shirt...

A woman would first steal your heart
Take your diamonds
Club you to death
Then bury you with a spade.

So men, beware. lol
Dynamike
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They do that to all Jokers.
HollyMental
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If a woman blames you -- you’re blamed.

Hahaha! I learned that from my roommate in college and I’ve used it on every man I ever dated ever since. As soon as a man says, “Don’t blame me…blah blah blah,” you should immediately say, “If I blame you, you’re blamed.”

Men love it when you do that to them. I promise. Smile The funny thing about it is that it works like a charm whether you’re serious or just playing around.


Holly
The devil can advocate for himself.
Margarette
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I like this...

The woman always has the last word in an argument....anything the man says AFTER, is the start of another argument.

Margarette
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
MCM
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If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
e-man
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On 2007-08-22 19:01, MCM wrote:
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Without a doubt!
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ERIC HELVENSTON
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"Back when I was first dating, if she & I were in the same room & she didn't say anything to me for over 10 minutes, I'd say "Honey, what's wrong?" (Stupidly hoping that it was something other than me). Now I know, that if wer'e in the same room & she says nothing for 10 minutes.....IT'S ME!!!"

Jeff Foxworthy
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
John Nesbit
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On 2007-08-22 17:57, Margarette wrote:
I like this...

The woman always has the last word in an argument....anything the man says AFTER, is the start of another argument.

Margarette


I Always get the Last Word in around my house. It's usually, "yes ma'am. Smile

John
JRob
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My wife used to love it when I referred to her as my better three-quarters. When she started gaining weight she suddenly didn't see it as a compliment.
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JamesTong
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Quote:
On 2007-08-29 18:36, johnjnesbit wrote:
Quote:
On 2007-08-22 17:57, Margarette wrote:
I like this...

The woman always has the last word in an argument....anything the man says AFTER, is the start of another argument.

Margarette


I Always get the Last Word in around my house. It's usually, "yes ma'am. Smile

John


Does this include mental thought projections? LOL
JRob
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My better 3/4 has a t that reads, "Why look for the man in charge when you're looking at the woman who knows what's going on"
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The Mighty Fool
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In this house what I say goes.....right out the window.

You wont ever get flowers from me,
cause I know you prefer jewlery,

I'm the man of the house when she's not home.

Song--artist unkown
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
acesover
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I made it clear when we got married.

All the minor decisions would be made by her. All the major decisions would be made by me.

In 35 years of marriage we have not had a major decision yet.

John (acesover)
If I were to agree with you. Then we would both be wrong. As of Apr 5, 2015 10:26 pm I have 880 posts. Used to have over 1,000
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