"No matter how much restriction civilization imposes on the individual, he nevertheless finds some way to circumvent it. Wit is the best safety valve modern man has evolved; the more civilization, the more repression, the more need there is for wit."

-Sigmund Freud.

Freud cured me, and then made me worse.

"...No generation understands him fully but no generation can do without him. Each had to include him in all its theologies, in all its cosmogonies, despite the fact that it realized that he did not fit properly into any of them, for he represents not only the undifferentiated and distant past, but likewise the undifferentiated present within every individual. This constitutes his universal and persistent attraction. And so he became and remained everything to every man -- god, animal, human being, hero, buffoon, he who was before good and evil, denier, affirmer, destroyer and creator. If we laugh at him, he grins at us. What happens to him happens to us...."

-Paul Radin

"It's an evil game we play, the people dressed like liars whilst the real lier's become disguised. Irony flows thick, but blood is thicker than water, and you sir, are thicker than both."

"If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise."

"Those who could not see behind the smoke and mirrors became so wrapped up in it all they began to hate what they once loved. They felt insecure about always being deceived."

"Let the Indefinite be explored. and let every Man be Judged
By his own Works, Let all Indefinites be thrown into Demonstrations
To be pounded to dust & melted in the Furnaces of Affliction:

. . . .

For Art & Science cannot exist but in minutely organized Particulars
And not in Generalising Demonstrations of Rational Power."

-Jerusalem.

"Highly developed spirits often encounter resistance from mediocre minds."

- Einstein

He was drunk when he said that.

"Are you talking to me? Obsessed how? As in thinking about the mummy too much"

Stoneunhinged

He was hungover when he said that.

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."

- Bruce Feirstein.

That's not true, I have an insanogeniometer.

"Dip him in the river who loves water."

I have a succesometer...also known as the clapometer from opportunity knocks.

"Dip him in the trifle who loves sherry"
William Cake

"The grass is greener on the other side of the radiation."

C.M Hammer

'A stopped clock is right,
once in the day,
and once in the night.'

-Anon.

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

-Colman & Smith

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."

- Albert Einstein