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Jon-O the Great Elite user 493 Posts 
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Yesterday I had an old codger (I should talk--I'm 72!) watch the Svengali pitch. I finished the cards and said, "See? So simple anyone can do it!"
He said, "H**l, I can't do crap!" I searched my memory banks and the only thing I could think of to say was, "Have you tried Ex-Lax?" Would anyone have had a better one? He didn't buy the cards. 
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts
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Guy goes to the Doctor and says Doc, I can't pee.
The Doctor asks, "How old are you?" The guy says "72" The Doc says "You peed enough".
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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DonDriver Inner circle 1790 Posts
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Call him over put the cards in his hand and have him do the back the same forward different.Than if he dosen't buy,he never intended to in the first place.
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DonDriver Inner circle 1790 Posts
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Call him over put the cards in his hand and have him do the back the same forward different.Than if he dosen't buy,he never intended to in the first place.
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