Going on tour with FOUND again (www.foundmagazine.com) then heading to NYC for as long as money allows.

Early to mid March, T-Ray is bringing me out to the VENICE BEACH FREAKSHOW, so watch out folks.
Doug, we'll be seeing each other then... I know where you live



Brett.

Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm afraid you'll pee on the couch.

Congrats Brett, I guess I'll be seeing you real soon.

Danny B.

Doug, just spread out some newspaper on the floor, he'll know what he's supposed to do.

Ok

Yup. Cause if they make him wear the cardigan/skirt combo on their homepage, he could go anywhere!

HAa haa haaaaa! Naw, I'll be in a moo moo, pinhead style.


Everything is going really well, just got through with a show at Atomic Books. By the way, they've got vol. 2 of Shocked and Amazed IN STOCK, ony like 3 copies left... go get it on the website!

I'll be in Asheville NC tomorrow night.



Doug and Dan, I'll see you guys soon! Oh, yeah, Harley too!




Brett.

Atomic books rocks! They keep me pretty well-stocked in S&A, even w/ the back issues.

Brett, was your family mentioned by Katie Couric on CBS Evening News today? (All in a good way, I assure you. Seriously.)

Chris

Ummm, as far as the whole preaching thing? Or something else?


I'm not sure, it is quite possible.



Brett.

Not cleaning up the place for some visiting freak boy.

Other rules:

Doug may or may not talk to you.

Doug will come and go as he pleases abruptly and without explaination.

Doug will not be seen in public with you.

Doug will not take you to Disneyland. (see above)

Warning: Once you see Encinitas, you will not wish to return to what ever other crap hole exists beyond it's city limits.

Warning: If you dress fruity, I will drop you off at the nearest pedophile in the next town. (info avilable on the web)

Speak quietly and with great deference.

Bow when entering and leaving any room Doug is in.

Do not make direct eye contact at any time.

Don't pee on the couch


other than that...

OOOH I love to be dominated!!!

Well,there went my trip to southern Ca......

Don't let me discourage you Don...you're probably house broke.

I only have rules for Brett. I tried for years now to make him stay away from my cave. He's a determined little Sh**.

Holy crap that's funny doug!

Funny? moi?

Nah, Doug's not funny... he's just being honest

Honesty, maybe that's why Dougs comments are always oddly appealing to me...too bad he's a left coaster

Brett,

It was the family name (particularly one individual benefactor) linked to an education initiative in North Carolina.

Not nearly as exciting as babies being thrown thousands of feet only to live to not remember the tale, but it did make the national broadcast and was presented in a positive manner.

Sorry to hijack the thread. I went to FOUND's website (tell them that Brett sent you!) and looked at their offerings. It is a pretty cool pairing of entertainment and Americana. I hope that your partnership continues until people are sending in your notes and greeting cards.

Sorry, I forgot. Those will be sold during an online auction for huge $$$ amid lots of celebrity hype!

Chris

Adam geez man...Please do not find me oddly appealing.

Yes I find Doug appalling as well !!