I had posted this in Lil' Darlings topic but thought somebody here might like it or get perspired...uh inspired...
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Vent: "I've heard a seal's bark is worse than his bite....(seal just stares at vent)...well...is that true?"

Seal: "What?

V: "That a seal's bark is worse than his bite?"

S: "I wouldn't know."

V: "Well you're a seal!"

S: "Yeah but have you ever heard me bark? (since I learned to talk that is haha)"

V: "Well no...I never HAVE heard you bark come to think of it."

S. "And did I ever BITE you?"

V: "Well...no you...never bit me (hesitating delivery)

S: "Well than let's answer the question! (seal does a fast bark and then BITES Vent.)

V: "OW!"

S: "Well...(smugly) what's the answer? Bark or bite, bite or bark...maybe a show of hands?"

V: (still reacting) "Owwwwww...but that WAS an awful Bark!"



(permission to use granted.)

Thanks Doug!

This kind of joke can be used for other animal too!

Hey Doug...really good Seal stuff...Ill use it soon

Thanks!!!

Very nice Doug!

Regan