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Wanlu
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Hi...anyone with ideas for the Axtell Cow?

I was also wondering, I noticed the cow has this thing...I think its for milking the cow? Does that mean the Axtell cow is female? Smile

What do I do if I want it to be male? Can that part be removed?

Thanks Smile
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Wanlu -
Cow = female. Bull = male. The "thing" is an udder. You've got the makings of a great routine there! As Dangerous Duck often says to me: "You're from the city - aren't you?"
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On 2008-03-18 11:43, Wanlu wrote:

...I think its for milking the cow? Does that mean the Axtell cow is female? Smile

What do I do if I want it to be male? Can that part be removed?

Thanks Smile


Ask Lorena Bobbit.... Smile

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That was my best laugh of the day Ken!
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Sometimes I can't help myself....

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Thanks...Smile

Cow female...bull male Smile yikes!!! Smile

Now, I have a problem Smile II was practising a male voice.Smile

Ah whos Lorena Bobbit?
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Found her... ouch!
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If I take the udder out, will the color of the cow be an issue?

Does the color also distinguish the gender of the cow/bull? Im planning to take the udder out because I have problems with female voice.

Hey Ax Smile is an operation on your cow possible? Smile

Im quite excited about this cow...Im planning to team her up with my rooster.

I now have three sets for different Manila themed birthday parties Smile

Safari...Orangutan and Cockatoo
Farm...Cow and Rooster
Sea...Seal and Turtle

and for non themed parties...I bring the Turtle and the Seal Smile

Thanks guys...I have to rush back to the hospital, my wife goes home today after a three day confinement again. She was also confined just over a month ago.
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On 2008-03-18 12:36, tacrowl wrote:
Wanlu -
Cow = female. Bull = male. The "thing" is an udder. You've got the makings of a great routine there! As Dangerous Duck often says to me: "You're from the city - aren't you?"


.....and I guess a steer is somewhere in between? Smile
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Exactly...

An intact adult male is called a bull. A castrated male is called a steer.

ouch...
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That's MS.Steer to you, you brute!!
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Wanlu! Don't operate on that cow!! There are TONS of gags and paths to travel with a healthy set of udders. What you need to do is not a female voice but a more gruff male voice as this Cow of yours is a former Marine Drill Sgt. Tough as nails and the Rooster has a hard time being King of the barnyard with her atitude. Note the Old broad in Monsters Inc. That is a male voice done by a male and she is VERY funny. Was Madge the character? Put away that scalple! Watch 'Monsters Inc.'!
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Thanks you very much Doug Smile I will watch it...my son has that Movie/DVD Smile

I was also watching the Axtell video on the cow and it sounded like a male voice Smile

Thanks again Doug....operation suspended til further notice. Smile
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Just noticed in the movie "Barnyard" that the animated male lead had udders. I highly doubt kids will know the difference. Most that I encounter think milk comes from the store...
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Actually I did not know the difference Smile

My worry is that kids in Manila are smarter than me Smile
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I might use that as part of my script...the "cow=female and bull=male" thing Smile

Thanks Tom Smile
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Wanlu,
The whole first post was a great start! You could provide all kinds of interesting information in a very funny routine. I'd "steer" clear of the steer discussion for the kids show though!
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Removing the teets would be udderly awful. Put bib overalls on her...him. You can use it as a cow in other shows. No I don't install squirters in them.

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Hey Steve -

Does an Axtell cow give liquid latex?
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Talk about milking a joke......
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