Hi...anyone with ideas for the Axtell Cow?

I was also wondering, I noticed the cow has this thing...I think its for milking the cow? Does that mean the Axtell cow is female?

What do I do if I want it to be male? Can that part be removed?

Thanks

Wanlu -
Cow = female. Bull = male. The "thing" is an udder. You've got the makings of a great routine there! As Dangerous Duck often says to me: "You're from the city - aren't you?"

Ask Lorena Bobbit....

(google search if you don't know who Lorena is...)

That was my best laugh of the day Ken!

Sometimes I can't help myself....

Ken

Thanks...

Cow female...bull male yikes!!!

Now, I have a problem II was practising a male voice.

Ah whos Lorena Bobbit?

Found her... ouch!

If I take the udder out, will the color of the cow be an issue?

Does the color also distinguish the gender of the cow/bull? Im planning to take the udder out because I have problems with female voice.

Hey Ax is an operation on your cow possible?

Im quite excited about this cow...Im planning to team her up with my rooster.

I now have three sets for different Manila themed birthday parties

Safari...Orangutan and Cockatoo
Farm...Cow and Rooster
Sea...Seal and Turtle

and for non themed parties...I bring the Turtle and the Seal

Thanks guys...I have to rush back to the hospital, my wife goes home today after a three day confinement again. She was also confined just over a month ago.

.....and I guess a steer is somewhere in between?

Exactly...

An intact adult male is called a bull. A castrated male is called a steer.

ouch...

That's MS.Steer to you, you brute!!

Wanlu! Don't operate on that cow!! There are TONS of gags and paths to travel with a healthy set of udders. What you need to do is not a female voice but a more gruff male voice as this Cow of yours is a former Marine Drill Sgt. Tough as nails and the Rooster has a hard time being King of the barnyard with her atitude. Note the Old broad in Monsters Inc. That is a male voice done by a male and she is VERY funny. Was Madge the character? Put away that scalple! Watch 'Monsters Inc.'!

Thanks you very much Doug I will watch it...my son has that Movie/DVD

I was also watching the Axtell video on the cow and it sounded like a male voice

Thanks again Doug....operation suspended til further notice.

Just noticed in the movie "Barnyard" that the animated male lead had udders. I highly doubt kids will know the difference. Most that I encounter think milk comes from the store...

Actually I did not know the difference

My worry is that kids in Manila are smarter than me

I might use that as part of my script...the "cow=female and bull=male" thing

Thanks Tom

Wanlu,
The whole first post was a great start! You could provide all kinds of interesting information in a very funny routine. I'd "steer" clear of the steer discussion for the kids show though!

Removing the teets would be udderly awful. Put bib overalls on her...him. You can use it as a cow in other shows. No I don't install squirters in them.

Ax

Hey Steve -

Does an Axtell cow give liquid latex?

Talk about milking a joke......