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My new ebook, soon to be released! 3 effects and ideas for $30, how can you go wrong? The effects are as follows.

LARD: The Lazy Arse's Real Ditch is a technique that allows you to make a layperson hold on to your gimmicks without even noticing! Syringe not included.

Pigsty: In the middle of a card effect, the magician drops his cards... and he's going down after them! An ingenious method is something you probably use frequently and don't even know it!

Hung Cow: A flourish in which the magician forms a deck of cards into a fan-like configuration instantly! This is a thing of beauty! Be the first magician at your Ring meeting to do it!

The reviews are in! WDYEF30 is a hit!

_____________- Kipp Angle, Mimefreak

This is pure (excellence) and I hope you (live forever!)- Wax Faven

This ebook is expertly written and photographed with over 2 clear photographs. Pick this up before we run out of copies! $30 at http://www.dellusionist.com
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Link doesn't work.

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Didn't you learn?

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P.S. WHOA! 2 PHOTOGRAPHS!
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Michael you made it almost 5 months this time.

A new record.

Oh well.
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I believe this deserves a "Wooooosh".

Yes, self deprecating humor at it's best.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Boy am I slow.

I need to stop drinking so much beer.

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Humor would require it to be funny right?
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The writers strike didn't slow you down.
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It's only funny if people believe it.

Or if Michael means it....

Consider this hypothetical situation: A person does really dumb things. This person does not realize it.

Situation (A) This person says: "I do really dumb things, and I know it." this person still does not know that he usually does dumb things. -Funny at his expense-

Situation (B) This person has come to the conclusion that he has just been a retard. This person makes a post that is clearly stupid to the point of brain cell damage from merely reading it. He is typically so dense that everyone takes him at his word and berates him. Which we do. -Funny at our expense-

Situation (C) This person makes a goof post, but with the idea of making a statement that we are all foolish. -Not funny, and just shows that his posts should be burned while uttering a short prayer-

I believe we are reading (B).

Please GOD, don't let me think somewhat good about him and end up being wrong.
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I hope we are at B also.

We have been at A for a long time now and I hope we never get to C.

dellusionist.com should have been a big ol clue. Lets hope it is B.
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I guess this isn't your type of humour then. Oh well, I tried. I am sorry about this! I only meant it as a joke, and at nobody's expense.
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FANTASTIC B IT IS!

Michael I am darn happy to have been taken in by this fantastic attempt at humor. It really is funny actually to see me jump through hoops like this.

VERY WELL PLAYED my friend.

My problem was too much blood in my alcholol system. A malody I intend to make right!
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Smile Hey, I was in a fun mood.
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Hope you all enjoyed! Smile Just in case, here are some of the gags you may have missed.

1. At the end, "Get a copy of the ebook today before we run out!" Smile

2. All of the titles have to do with fat things.

3. The insanely unfair price.

4. The basic, unhyped effect of Pigsty is "The magician drops his deck of cards and bends down to pick them up."

:)
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Where can I get this, link is broken.
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I guess someone hasn't figured it out yet Smile
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On 2008-03-19 18:35, Majestic12 wrote:
Where can I get this, link is broken.


It doesn't work for me either.

Best,

Tim

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I don't see why you guys are even trying the link. It sounds like a stupid book. I for one won't buy it.
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I just read the post on banning hyping so here goes.

I just recieved Michael Mystics new ebook and was blown away!!!!
The production quality of this ebook was the best I've seen, ultra high res with 7.1 surround sound audio is the best I've seen or heard.

All I can say is I wish that he wouldn't have released it, as I wanted to keep all of these tricks for myself! Lard alone was worth the price of the book. You can tell Michael is a real worker and I just can't believe that he's finally willing to show the real work behind these tricks. I'm probably going to buy every copy of this ebook to make sure there isn't a reprint!

1000 out of 1000!!!!!

Mike
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