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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts 
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Are you sure he isn't?
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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Does that mean my mammy is my pappy's sister?
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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Are you a redneck?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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Are you asking me if my neck is red; isn't a choked chicken's neck red?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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Are you reincarnated from a choked chicken?
John
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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Is he Buddhist?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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Does that mean it's an obese chicken?
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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Do you remember playing chicken with cars?
John
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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Or an enlightened cock?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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Do you know I once gave mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a rooster?
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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Why?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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Isn't it obvious I was tying to save its life?
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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Do you think anything is obvious with you?
John
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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Don't I wear my heart on my sleeve?
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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Do you know I thought that was your Life Alert membership symbol?
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
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Do you think I've fallen and I can't get up?
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
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Is that two different issues or just one?
John
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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Are you okay now arthur?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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Do you really believe he fell, or he can't get up?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts
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How about he tell us?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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