|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..166..329..492..655..814~815~816~817~818..936..1053..1170..1287..1403~1404~1405 [Next] | ||||||||||
slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts 
|
Has anyone been able to determine exactly how busy is a barefoot beaver?
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
|||||||||
|
Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
|
Might that depend on the size of their chippers?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
|||||||||
|
slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
|
Or how many squeezes of their toenail clippers?
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
|||||||||
|
Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
|
At your age, can you still use toenail clippers, when Medicare pays for quarterly podiatrist visits?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
|||||||||
|
frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts
|
Wait someone comes over to cut your toenails every 3 months?
|
|||||||||
|
silvercup Loyal user 223 Posts
|
Do you think it should be sooner?
|
|||||||||
|
frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts
|
How do I get in on that ?
|
|||||||||
|
slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
|
Possibly by becoming a senior citizen and have no compunctions about a stranger fondling your foot while snipping away with a sharp instrument against appendages that have traveled many miles during many years?
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
|||||||||
|
arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
|
Can I request a female foot fondler?
|
|||||||||
|
Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
|
Should she be left handed, right handed or ambidextrous?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
|||||||||
|
arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
|
Wouldn't ambidextrous be more fun?
|
|||||||||
|
frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts
|
Oh the possibilities don't you think?
|
|||||||||
|
slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
|
What if they send a "CCC (Cuticle Cutting Capable) Robot" instead?
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
|||||||||
|
silvercup Loyal user 223 Posts
|
Then it would be wise to find the TTDTO (turn this darn thing off) switch before doing anything else with it?
|
|||||||||
|
Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
|
When has wisdom ever had anything to do with common sense?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
|||||||||
|
frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts
|
Doesn't common sense equal wisdom?
|
|||||||||
|
slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
|
How can 11 letters (not counting spaces) equal 6 letters?
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
|||||||||
|
Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
|
Might that occur in the realm of E=MC squared?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
|||||||||
|
arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1782 Posts
|
MC as in Hammer?
|
|||||||||
|
slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts
|
If I had a hammer, when and where do you think I'd hammer?
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Answer a Question with a Question (73 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..166..329..492..655..814~815~816~817~818..936..1053..1170..1287..1403~1404~1405 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: Mar 20, 2014 02:18 am 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2024 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.24 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|