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Chuck Finley Regular user 108 Posts 
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Why wouldn't there be?
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1823 Posts
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What if you're a teetotaler?
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Wizard of Oz Inner circle Most people wish I didn't have 5417 Posts
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What would that tee total?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Wouldn't you first need a tee time?
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1823 Posts
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Twinnings or PG Tips?
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2749 Posts
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Wouldn't it be; "Earl Grey, hot!"
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away." "Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind. Ain't life unkind?" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1823 Posts
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Ever tasted Rooibos?
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2749 Posts
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Does it even SOUND like something I want to taste?
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away." "Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind. Ain't life unkind?" |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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How will you know if you don't taste it?
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5715 Posts
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Did you know that there was another attack, this time in Turkey, where a suicide bomber killed 10 people?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 129 Posts
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Are you conducting a current events quiz?
John
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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Are you old enough to remember the Weekly Reader in grade school?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 129 Posts
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Would you believe that the one thing I remember the most from grade school is my class practicing what to do in case of a nuclear attack by crouching down, closing my eyes and placing my hands on the back of my head?
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1823 Posts
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Did everyone have to say "Duck and cover?"
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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Do you remember "Plant your head between your knees and firmly kiss your arse good-bye?"
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 129 Posts
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Do you know that you gents made me take a trip down memory lane? Bob, I recollect hearing that in Basic Training on what to do if you have incoming mortar rounds.
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1823 Posts
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Do you know that during my Basic Training we were told, "if it moves, shoot it ... if it doesn't move, whitewash it"?
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Wizard of Oz Inner circle Most people wish I didn't have 5417 Posts
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Do you know that during my "basic training" I was told "If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow"?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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ZachDavenport Inner circle Last time I posted I had one less than 1197 Posts
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What if it was green?
Reality is a real killjoy.
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Wizard of Oz Inner circle Most people wish I didn't have 5417 Posts
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Would that make my BM an ET?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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