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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
Aren't we splitting hairs?
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Josh the Superfluous![]() Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts ![]() |
Is that like spitting toads?
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JamieD![]() Inner circle London 1787 Posts ![]() |
Are you accusing me of having split ends.... and split toads?
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ed rhodes![]() Inner circle Rhode Island 2862 Posts ![]() |
If you split a toad, do you have a toe?
"Strange man. Claimed to be a mute, but talked in his sleep." - JB Cripps.
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Decomposed![]() Eternal Order High Desert 12060 Posts ![]() |
What time is breakfast?
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
Can we head to Bob Evans?
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Josh the Superfluous![]() Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts ![]() |
How does Candin's post answer Ed's? Doesn't he understand the rules?
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Larry Bean![]() Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts ![]() |
Is the Pope Jewish?
(That should answer the question with a question.) |
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Bill Nuvo![]() Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts ![]() |
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On 2008-06-16 23:41, daffydoug wrote: If you split hairs would you have a full head of hair? |
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
Are you making fun of my glabrous pate?
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Josh the Superfluous![]() Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts ![]() |
Is it true that God only made so many perfect heads, so he didn't waste hair on the freakishly shaped ones?
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
Will the Lord bless my head?
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Bill Nuvo![]() Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts ![]() |
Do I have an odd shaped head?
Once there was this man named Larry Who had an egg-shaped head that was really kinda hairy He went out one day, in the month of May, to find a cup of soup He turned around and then he found he had to take a poop It was then that he realized that she was standing there Looking at his odd-shaped head with all that long blond hair He finally got some courage and what he said was this "I mean you no disrespect but I have to leave you Miss." "That's OK." said she "I see you need to use the John. I just hope for heaven's sake that you don't take too long." "I won't." said he "And this I guarantee. I wanna see a show tonight. Will you go with me?" She answered "Yes" and hugged him tight. He didn't want to stop her. He didn't want to fight. All of a sudden there was this real big noise Like the sound you get with beans and little boys Larry was embarrassed. The girl was unsure. Oh my God, hold your nose, the man smells like manure. The moral of the story is: When nature calls do not hesitate For if you do, you pay the price, you deserve your awful fate. Does this story written by me relate to the topic at hand? |
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Larry Bean![]() Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts ![]() |
Isn't it upside-down in your avatar?
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Bill Nuvo![]() Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts ![]() |
What is?
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
Whatis on second?
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Decomposed![]() Eternal Order High Desert 12060 Posts ![]() |
How do you increase your posts count?
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Josh the Superfluous![]() Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts ![]() |
Have you tried posting in the magic forums?
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daffydoug![]() Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14072 Posts ![]() |
Will he be richly rewarded for doing so?
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Josh the Superfluous![]() Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts ![]() |
No.
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