The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Answer a Question with a Question (44 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..166..329..492..655..814~815~816~817~818..888..957..1026..1095..1164~1165~1166 [Next]
slowkneenuh
View Profile
Regular user
After 4,630+ posts, only credited with
127 Posts

Profile of slowkneenuh
Has anyone been able to determine exactly how busy is a barefoot beaver?
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
Bob1Dog
View Profile
Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1159 Posts

Profile of Bob1Dog
Might that depend on the size of their chippers?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
slowkneenuh
View Profile
Regular user
After 4,630+ posts, only credited with
127 Posts

Profile of slowkneenuh
Or how many squeezes of their toenail clippers?
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
Bob1Dog
View Profile
Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1159 Posts

Profile of Bob1Dog
At your age, can you still use toenail clippers, when Medicare pays for quarterly podiatrist visits?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
frankvomit
View Profile
Elite user
485 Posts

Profile of frankvomit
Wait someone comes over to cut your toenails every 3 months?
silvercup
View Profile
Loyal user
223 Posts

Profile of silvercup
Do you think it should be sooner?
frankvomit
View Profile
Elite user
485 Posts

Profile of frankvomit
How do I get in on that ?
slowkneenuh
View Profile
Regular user
After 4,630+ posts, only credited with
127 Posts

Profile of slowkneenuh
Possibly by becoming a senior citizen and have no compunctions about a stranger fondling your foot while snipping away with a sharp instrument against appendages that have traveled many miles during many years?
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
arthur stead
View Profile
Inner circle
When I played soccer, I hit
1822 Posts

Profile of arthur stead
Can I request a female foot fondler?
Arthur Stead
royalty-free music and interactive routines
www.arthurstead.com
Bob1Dog
View Profile
Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1159 Posts

Profile of Bob1Dog
Should she be left handed, right handed or ambidextrous?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
View Profile
Inner circle
When I played soccer, I hit
1822 Posts

Profile of arthur stead
Wouldn't ambidextrous be more fun?
Arthur Stead
royalty-free music and interactive routines
www.arthurstead.com
frankvomit
View Profile
Elite user
485 Posts

Profile of frankvomit
Oh the possibilities don't you think?
slowkneenuh
View Profile
Regular user
After 4,630+ posts, only credited with
127 Posts

Profile of slowkneenuh
What if they send a "CCC (Cuticle Cutting Capable) Robot" instead?
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
silvercup
View Profile
Loyal user
223 Posts

Profile of silvercup
Then it would be wise to find the TTDTO (turn this darn thing off) switch before doing anything else with it?
Bob1Dog
View Profile
Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1159 Posts

Profile of Bob1Dog
When has wisdom ever had anything to do with common sense?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
frankvomit
View Profile
Elite user
485 Posts

Profile of frankvomit
Doesn't common sense equal wisdom?
slowkneenuh
View Profile
Regular user
After 4,630+ posts, only credited with
127 Posts

Profile of slowkneenuh
How can 11 letters (not counting spaces) equal 6 letters?
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
Bob1Dog
View Profile
Inner circle
Wife: It's me or this houseful of
1159 Posts

Profile of Bob1Dog
Might that occur in the realm of E=MC squared?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
arthur stead
View Profile
Inner circle
When I played soccer, I hit
1822 Posts

Profile of arthur stead
MC as in Hammer?
Arthur Stead
royalty-free music and interactive routines
www.arthurstead.com
slowkneenuh
View Profile
Regular user
After 4,630+ posts, only credited with
127 Posts

Profile of slowkneenuh
If I had a hammer, when and where do you think I'd hammer?
John

"A poor workman always blames his tools"
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Not very magical, still... » » Answer a Question with a Question (44 Likes)
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..166..329..492..655..814~815~816~817~818..888..957..1026..1095..1164~1165~1166 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2020 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.26 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL