Don't you now have to run it by the White House staff to get a definitive answer and clarification?

When are those politicians going to stop bickering and obstructing and start working for us, the people?

When hell freezes over?

Do you think this answers the question about Hell Freezing Over?

Bonus Essay Question to a Physics 101 Final Exam. Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why last night Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!"

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Did you know that if certain unpleasant acquaintances and/or family members show up in Heaven, I will refuse to go?

1) Do you think you have a choice and 2) What's with rambling Robert?

(1) Does anyone? and (2) Do you think Dr. Feelgood had anything to do with it?

Do we now need to answer a question with two questions? Is that a new rule?

Why not 3?

Shouldn't you have responded like this? Why not 3? OK?

Because maybe he doesn't practice what he preaches?

Should he have said it this way?

But Baby, that wasn't in the form of a question was it?

Didn't you notice my question mark?

Yes, but wasn't Barry speaking for you also?

Do you think I'm a hand puppet?

Would you believe that when I saw you with Axtell I thought you were one of his creations and you looked ugly but realistic?

That's not very kind, is it?

I'll apologize, but is it to you, Axtell or both of you?

As in Door Number One, Door Number Two or Door Number Three?