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My vote goes to ........ VIETNAM!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtOl3HGjU3k

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtQ3lhkxPD0&feature=related

And he can write with his voice!

But you are obviously attempting to derail this thread from comparing national technique in the traditional art of spoon playing...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TS9ugnarQQ

The Scotty Brothers play for the USA!!!

Although several judges are murmuring that Gordon may be using a little Vietnamese technique here and there to pepper things up. This will horrify some of the traditionalists. More soon, after the following commercial inanities....



This just in!!!! In a shock decision sure to fuel international tension, the Russians have been disqualified for using wooden spoons!!!
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Okay, you saw through my blatant ploy of derailing the competition.

So, for Canada, I will nominate:

Cyrille the Spoonman

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2004/12/1......215.html

or

Vazzy

http://www.vazzy.ca/vazzy_english.htm

They all appear to do an Acadian style of spoon playing.

Sadly, I can find no video clips of the above performers.

Artis the Spoonman knows his stuff, but his nationality is a mystery to me (probably American, though):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3TFkvEmBYM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksbkLGr1nmk

Finally, I can't imagine this guy playing the spoons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-OBJf-mrw
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".....under a new law banning spoon-playing on a downtown street."

With this kind of attitude Canada will not fair well in the Spoon playing events at the Olympics. Smile
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Oh my God this is devastating for Artis's hopes. Although popular with the crowds, he failed a drug test!!!
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Another maverick there. I am warming to Artis the spoonman, I think the final will see a head to head between he and Vietnam (as long as he can go clear on the next random drug test).

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On 2008-04-17 20:56, Corona Smith wrote:
".....under a new law banning spoon-playing on a downtown street."

With this kind of attitude Canada will not fair well in the Spoon playing events at the Olympics. Smile


Do not disparage Canada. You have been warned.
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Here is a talent far superior to spoon playing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dofQsMujM&feature=user
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I couldn't agree less. Battering stuff with your head requires none of the dilligence, grace and skill that is needed to play the spoons up to international competition standards.

Guinness book of records are a joke. How dare they allow this as a world record yet dismiss my record breaking precedent as 'not having enough international competition'? They'll pay for that, you'll see....

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On 2008-04-17 20:56, Corona Smith wrote:
".....under a new law banning spoon-playing on a downtown street."

With this kind of attitude Canada will not fair well in the Spoon playing events at the Olympics. Smile


Do not disparage Canada. You have been warned.


No kidding. Remember what happened to Laura Palmer? It's a dangerous place for the unwary.

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This is typical, Canadians trying to make every thread about Canada. We started in Vietnam, the birthplace of the spoon, don't forget it...

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That must have been an uncomfortable pregnancy..... And what was the father thinking? You don't do that with a spoon. Spoons are for eating, not reproduction.
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On 2008-04-18 17:38, Corona Smith wrote:
This is typical, Canadians trying to make every thread about Canada. We started in Vietnam, the birthplace of the spoon, don't forget it...

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Canada demands respect.

South Park said it best:

Canada on strike!
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Canada!
Canada!
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Canada on strike!
Canada says "no more!"
No more neglect! We want respect! That's what we're striking for!
All you bureaucrats and corporate cats can all just take a hike!
It's Canada on strike!

Canada on strike!
From Newfoundland to St. Jones,
We stick our middle fingers up for you all to sit upon!
And with our fingers up your *** you won't be very psyched!
It's Canada on strike!

And we will not bow or budge.
Our resolve is strong.
We even took three hours to rehearse this striking song!

Canada on strike!
No matter where you are!
If you are Canadian, than you must do your part!
March out from the halls!
That's right, suck my Canadian *****!
It's Canada on strike!
It's Canada on Strike!
It's Canada on Strike!
It's Canada
On Strike!

http://www.southparkstuff.com/season_12/......4script/
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Couldn't get a decent spoon rhythm going to that....
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As self Appointed King of the World, and after extensive deliberation with myself, I have magnanimously decided to crown, as Champion Spoon Player of the World.....

ARTIS the SPOONMAN!!!!

Thankyou for all your entries....

Now go and learn how to play the spoons, it could be you in 2012!


I'll leave you with a clip of Artis doing what he does best...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPaW8xnBBi8
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