I do the Kellar Rope Tie in my act and I go into the audience to let people check the knots. As I was doing this at one of my shows yesterday a slightly drunk female grabbed my butt. What more can I say?

You could start by saying hey lady that'll cost you extra... seriously though this has happened to me too I was too shocked for a witty response on both occasions I decided to come up with the above line to break the ice a bit if it happened again

luke

Hey, lady, my name is Nucinud, not flydini!

"I'll give you 20 minutes to stop that!"

"Now do the other side..."

"The last time I was tied up and a woman squeezed my butt, it cost me 50 bucks!"

"Lady, you just squeezed the butt of a married man! ...Do it again?"

"You just goosed me! Better than last week when I did the show at an out door event on a farm! A goose snuck up behind me and gave me a people!"


Lyndel

"Hey, I just got my Christmas goose early!"