Check out the goings on at Coney Island USA this entire week.
All Real, All Alive and All at Coney Island USA!


Friday, April 25 at 8 PM $10
OPENING NIGHT Party with Cheap Beer
New Inductions into The Freak Hall of Fame
Talk by James Taylor, Publisher of Shocked and Amazed and performance by Charlotte Sometimes, Human Pincushion (Adults Only!)

Saturday, April 26 1-7 PM
Continuous Admission: $7.50 Adults $5 Kids
ALUMNI WEEKEND featuring The Great Fredini, Eak the Geek, Little Jimmy, Tyler Fyre and his pals Thrill Kill Jill and The Penguin Boy

Saturday, April 26 at 8 PM $10
BLESSING OF THE FREAKS with The Reverend Billy and Choir. Stop Shopping and come see!

Sunday, April 27 1-7 PM
Continuous Admission: $7.50 Adults $5 Kids
ALUMNI WEEKEND featuring The Great Fredini, Eak the Geek, Little Jimmy, Tyler Fyre and his pals Thrill Kill Jill and The Penguin Boy

Monday, April 28 at 8 PM $10
LIVING LEGEND SPIDER WEBB comes out of retirement for his first public appearance anywhere in 3 years
celebrating his 50th Anniversary in Tattooing! Special Outrageously Curious Guests! Book Signing! Cussing and more! ADULTS ONLY!

Tuesday, April 29 at 8 PM $10
BINDLESTIFF FAMILY CIRCUS with Mr. Pennygaff, Philomena and live musical madness.

Wednesday, April 30 at 8 PM $10
An Evening with CLAYTON PATTERSON: Tattoo Promoter, Hat Designer, Photographer, Raconteur and long time
"Mayor" of The East Village

Thursday, May 1 at 8 PM $10
Double Header Curiosities: SWAMI YOMAHMI of Cheeky Monkey Sideshow and HARLEY NEWMAN: Professional Lunatic, the performer "Too Dangerous" for the Guiness Book of Records

Friday, May 2 at 8PM $10
Double Header Curiosities; TALON the "NAIL LADY" and JOHNNY FOX: of Freakatorium and Sword Swallowing Fame

Saturday and Sunday, May 3 & 4 1-8 PM $10
SUPER FREAK WEEKEND featuring Mat Fraser, Jennifer Miller, Koko the Killer Clown, Ravi the Indian Rubber Boy, Princess Ananka & Her Albino Python and Little Jimmy

Clear the calendars for tomorrow. Harley's back at Coney.
Any surprises?
**firecrackers**firecrackers**firecrackers**
And we can't forget Swami Yomahmi!

Sure to be a great show.

Surprises? Who, me? Mmmmaybe.

Uh...yeah!

It's funny. Last year I said I was about to retire this show, do a new one. I still haven't, though I may show a couple of things you haven't seen.

Today I'm putting the finishing touches on a sword-ladder design that hasn't been seen for 1500 years. It'll require a different presentation, and I probably won't have the script where I want it. Maybe I'll bring it anyway.

Swami and I have coordinated, so that we don't overlap material. And I might request his help, because I know he likes to play. I just have to decide whether to do something that's gonna hurt a lot, if I don't do it exactly right.

It makes me feel as if I'm doing a Ward..."I'm retiring!" Yeah, right. Well, it's not me, just this particular show that'll retire.

Firecrackers. I keep forgetting I do that.

Tie a string around your finger to remember. Just don't get hurt!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hurt YOU a lot, or hurt ME a lot? 'Cuz the "hurt me a lot" kinda play is an extra $20.

(It's all I can afford. . .)

"Tie a string around your finger"

remember to attach the string to another firecracker..

It's gonna be a blast!

Harley and the Swami rocked Coney last night. It was a great show.

Thanks, Adam. It was great to be up there and to share a stage with Harley.

Thanks, too, for helping out during the show--'ppreciate it.

I really wish I could have made it, I had so much going on this week.
Happy it went well though. Sounded unbelievable!

It was great to see you, Adam! I'm glad you enjoyed the show.

Stephon did a great job. He has a way of putting out very very intelligent dialog, for such a total geek of a character. He's a delight to watch, kind of like watching a train derail! I shake my head in your general direction!

Thanks Harley, but remind me never to ride a train with you!

As you know, I felt a little off Thursday, but had a terrific show at the Palace the next night; guess I just had to get warmed up.