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mota Inner circle 1658 Posts 
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Wednesday.
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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Oooooo! You are a bad man! Baaaad! I like this.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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ringmaster Inner circle Memphis, Down in Dixie 1974 Posts
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Place a quarter on the table. My sister will tell you your first name, your middle name, and your last name.
One of the last living 10-in-one performers. I wanted to be in show business the worst way, and that was it.
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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I can tell you exactly where you got your shoes...time, date, and place.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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erikkloeker Loyal user Cincinnati, Ohio 203 Posts
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On your feet?
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts
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On 2008-05-18 00:22, erikkloeker wrote: Close but not cigarr ..... on your feet - 9.11 (GMT) and on the 18th may..... well one has to be accurate you know! I don't have a clue on the sister one! |
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts
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I can tell you exactly what time it is when you read this message.
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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I can tell you exactly how many hairs are on Nippulini's chest.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts
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On 2008-05-18 09:56, Harley Newman wrote: Harley is ther something you have not told us about you and Nips? |
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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No, Dave. Nipps is a friend, with a small "f".
And Dave, I also know exactly how many hairs you have on your right leg. Go ahead, pluck them, count them. Bundle them in groups of 100, for convenience. When you're done, we can find an impartial middleman, who will confirm my claim! Would you care to make a little wager? I'll even send the answer ahead of time.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts
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Cool! I bet you are out by at leat one!
Hey you didint do the same thing with Nips did you? I tell you what lets have a little ager - I have a better one (i have a secret weapon) how many moles do I have on my LEFT leg ....... you will not get it Well except you will and ill loose my wager so forget it 
An impartial middle man with more time on his hand than I!
What a job that would be ..... counting the sweaty hairs from my right leg....... |
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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Don't moles prefer worms and grubs?
However, I can answer your question with 100% accuracy. You're right, you'd lose a wager.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts
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On 2008-05-18 13:04, Harley Newman wrote: and a lot of hair! Well I say a lot its not like I am a smegging yeti or something ..... if I were I would be in the side show...... oh wait a minute...... |
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts
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The time you are reading this meassge is (get this)
Exactly the SAME time it was 24 hours ago... HA! Harley... how many of my chest haris have turned gray? I would use my pubes for reference, but they've gone the way of Kondini's head. Wait.... that didn't come out right.
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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If you use the time answer, it's debatable, dates being part of standard time measurement.
For this type of con, there's no room for debate. It's the cleverness of the answer, that makes the mark shake his head and pay up, feeling sheepish because he didn't think of it. BTW, Nipps, you don't remind me of sheep. I just thought you'd like to know. Wednesday. So simple. I'm in awe!
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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airship Inner circle In my day, I have driven 1594 Posts
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Such wagers had better be 'friendly' (as in equal to or less than the value of your nation's smallest paper currency) or you're not likely to be paid.
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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Brane Loyal user Virginia, USA 272 Posts
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I think I get it! Hairs on leg. You pull em off and count 'em. THEN I can tell you - you have NO hairs on your leg!
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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That was one answer.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts
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On 2008-05-20 10:20, Harley Newman wrote: If its sheep I remind you of (or not) I am simply in ewe!
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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You're trying to fleece me. I know it.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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